Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Everyone's going to be dead by tomorrow"

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

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[Tropical Melody 5,097]

"This is actually a moment from a musical we haven't written [yet]"

 

[Guest]

Spoiler

Silence says a lot more than you think 

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

That is so awsome

 

[Tao 6,719]

"When I get stressed out , I make pony ocs.   Don't judge me!"

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

Not at all, sounds like a good plan.

Mine: "Care home treats old ladies to a roast dinner with butlers in the buff"

(This is an actual news item, not a joke)

 

[Melanie Mousse 2,198]

“Is Paula Deen a fifth grader? I’ll give ya an answer to that question: Yes”

lol I love my friends because they love re-enactmenting to YouTube poops  

[Duality 10,738]

"Breathe the cosmos and touch Its furry hide, repulsed by the subversion of existence contained within the pizzafied microcosm."

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"What if strings were just arrays of strings?"

[Denim&Venöm 16,498]

"The pen is mightier than the sword. And all of NASA's science and technology." 

[Guest]

It takes an idiot to do cool things that’s why it’s cool 

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

"At each extraction of the crutch the brake is activated automatically"

. . . ?

 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,426]

"Where did that tumor come from, I was just standing here and suddenly it appeared in my behind."

[Guest]

Don’t put the keys to your happiness in someone else’s hands 

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

"Lady Sybil came from a class that was not used to difficulty, or at least the kind that couldn't be sorted out by shouting at a servant."

 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,426]

"Counts like an artilleryman, reads time like private in the signal corps."

[碇 シンジン 27,427]

Exam costs couple hundred per try, you can try as many times as you want.

[Tao 6,719]

"Well least the cake is done!"

[Denim&Venöm 16,498]

"It's important to them too, so that's why it's so important to me. Well, they talk about the dead pigeon too, but..."  

[Guest]

Spoiler

When I saw this today... almost brought a tear to my eye. If you are in a relationship like this it isn’t a relationship it’s nothing at all. 

[Midnight Solace 5,129]

I need a cocktail...Hold the tail.

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

"You've got two eggs because I was testing the egg thingy."

 

(Honest that's what she said.    )

 

I don't know why that's come out huge and I can't alter it on the phone. 

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"At some point, we're going to have too many Dinks firing Dinks"

[iceestarz 5,752]

“They call me dough daddy”