Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

Okay, so the sequel is better than the original! Didn't see that coming. 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"He's got a face like buffalo's bollocks dipped in boiling water"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,455]

"It wasn't so much a purchase as covering the funeral costs."

[Venomous 18,813]

“You can’t talk to students like that!”

”Fuck you and fuck you”.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I’m upsetti spaghetti

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

All things in perfect balance... As it should be. 

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

This stuff better work. Or else I'm going to eat it out of despair.

[Eniac 402]

'to be but you, good, good?'

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"That's my kind of gardening, chainsaw and flamethrower"

 

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

Oh no, mine's not better. I'm just chasing the shadows of those who have done it before me. 

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

Thanks to you, I cut my work load in half! 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"It's like trying to plait piss"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

How are you in the wall?

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

For once, I am NOT down with the sickness. 

[Denim&Venöm 16,455]

 "Welcome to the pony con-dom. Wait that didn't come out right..." 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

"I'm surrounded by Ds."

Edited March 29, 2020 by TigerGeekGuy

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein

 

[Cagey 4,205]

“It’s our inspirational butter.”

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

3 hours ago, Cagey said:

“It’s our inspirational butter.”

Is it Exotic Butter? (It’s a FNAF reference if you don’t know what I’m saying)

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

*Receives the food I ordered online, and notices they spelled my name wrong on it* ...My name is Tomess now. 

[Oleks 1,983]

“Well, then try to crawl outside. You gotta feed your dogs, even if it is with own your dead body.”

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"If it seems like everyone around you is being a jerk, it could be you are part of the problem"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,455]

"When I grow up, I want to be a mascot who slides into a vat of booze!"

20 years later

"Damn it... I got a PhD instead!"

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

Sad Rarity is sad...  Give her a biscuit! That will make her happy. Happy biscuit for sad Rarity.

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"... and fill this box, so not including the box because I don't fecking want this piece of shit, but if you're starting out it's a box that you can have a lock on and put a lid on, you know, what's a fecking box at the end of the day, it's not, you know, it is what it is, it's a box, you get better quality boxes, yeah 'course you do ..."