Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Muffinnz 3,219]

- "why didnt you tell anyone?"

- "no one asked"

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

First thought was Memphis. My second thought was why the fuck did I think Memphis??

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

I am hugely intolerant of assholes

 

[Samurai Equine 45,849]

They'll take one look at me and say, "...Who are you? "

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Kick it out and push it to the right 

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

So, India is fucked, Syria is fucked, Lesbos is fucked, Brazil is fucked ... and I'm not too sure about Russia

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"A gas station pump telling you you're a trespasser in gods territory is like, American Gothic satire."

[Samurai Equine 45,849]

Gosh dang it... Why do my favorite romance ballads have to be playing while I'm working?!

[Emerald Heart 24,560]

"It's not a vibrator, Mom."

[Venomous 18,813]

“Cheesy tits are back!”

”When were they even here!?”

[Muffinnz 3,219]

People keep telling me that life goes on, but to me that's the saddest part

Edited April 3, 2020 by Muffinnz

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, "Don't you Fking dare" ,so hard that I take psychic damage." 

[Samurai Equine 45,849]

These don't look like the Double Stuffed I remember... 

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

“No on likes word problems, and if you do you’re a freak.”

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

Yep these are the tracks of my arse

 

[Vefka 1,499]

"Oh St, rest in peace, buddy"

UPD: it's not about sad thing

Edited April 5, 2020 by Ooredelen

[Samurai Equine 45,849]

Hey, don't even worry about being a nerd! It just means you're really passionate about something or that you know about it more than the average person.

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"I'm literally using it for milk and cookies, does I look like I care about the finer points of debauchery?" 

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

"That's a strange effect, this oil seems to be very loud"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"All Aleister Black squash matches should now exclusively take place in pre-taped, movie style edited fights in Amsterdam's underground, Gothic kickboxing scene." 

[Emerald Heart 24,560]

"I AM THE JESUS OF MUSIC!!!"

[Samurai Equine 45,849]

To build up or to break down... That is the question. 

[Pastel Heart 6,463]

Twilight looked up, fury in her eyes as her horn glowed. "You won't get away with this, Sephiroth!"

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

The truth is a lie

[Samurai Equine 45,849]

Mother: "Nice muscle shirt!" 

Me: "...It's a sweater vest."