Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[LegoDashie 1,806]

not much of a good year..

[Denim&Venöm 16,498]

"Nobody has to deal with Americans more than other Americans." 

[Samurai Equine 45,838]

*To myself* Okay, pick a chore and stick to it, but don't try to do everything at once!

[Denim&Venöm 16,498]

"I was born with the gift of hands and I'm gonna make that everybody else's problem." 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,014]

"I'm tempted to use the blender to shred all them documents. The actual shredder gets bored after 5 minutes and overheats on me."

[Samurai Equine 45,838]

Am I going stir crazy yet?  ... Nope! 

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

"It's funny, I don't have a smart phone, and for some reason I keep thinking that there are others like me, that also don't have one..."

 

[Samurai Equine 45,838]

It's okay, you're just having one of those dumb days.

[Tao 6,719]

Why did the cats break the net again? 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I’m going to make you brothless soup...would it even be soup anymore? It would just be a glorified salad...with noodles.

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

"In the Haynes book of fairy tales, it says 'installation is the reverse of removal'"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,560]

"It's about time, it's about space, it's about time to wash your face."

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

"The number of scooters on these roads is too damn high"

 

[Cagey 4,205]

“So why do you like reading?”

”’Cause I like reading.”

”But why?”

”’Cause I like books.”

”But why do you like books?”

“‘Cause I have a paper fetish.” 

[Denim&Venöm 16,498]

"Why is the insect so big?"

"Because liberalism opened the door." 

[DubWolf 16,606]

Yaw dammit, YAW!!

[Samurai Equine 45,838]

Speech.EXE has stopped working.

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

"I'm all over it like a tramp on chips"

 

[Samurai Equine 45,838]

You told ME not to tell anyone, and yet here you are telling EVERYone! 

Edited April 13, 2020 by Samurai Equine

[Venomous 18,813]

“”Like, I can’t even. I can’t even begin to explain what- I- See?- What the fuck am I saying?”

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Germaphobic Vegan Special coming right up! A salad with a side of bleach!"

[Tao 6,719]

Why did they even make that?

[Denim&Venöm 16,498]

"Money talks, wealth whispers, and power is silent." 

[Samurai Equine 45,838]

Really?! The apocalypse has fallen. I am trying to be the responsible one, and you of all things choose now to try and ruin that? ...I see. So you have chosen... death. 

[Lulaypp 2,554]

What in the world are you doing? You don't even eat that.