Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 45,710]

Throw down some lime juice... And boom! That's how you make your tastebuds tingle. 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"Ahh, you animal. All over my boots too."

"Sorry about that. Just sort of crept up on me."

 

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"I wish I had some cheerleaders that were quiet."

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

Dogs are welcome. Small children need to be on a leash.

 

[Cagey 4,205]

“Well, I’m proud to be a hairy baby.”

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

"I've invented a new Harry Potter spell. Want to hear it?"

"Sure."

"Asparagus Leviosa!"

"..."

"Bonus points if you cast it with an asparagus."

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

I spent some of the afternoon shooting myself with a laser. Now my room smells of singed hair.

[Samurai Equine 45,710]

Oh, cool! A hero lives here.  ...Who's the hero? 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

On 5/10/2020 at 12:10 AM, Cagey said:

“Well, I’m proud to be a hairy baby.”

"I thought the standard this year was rubbish."

"It was awful alright. A lot of very sloppy babies, who looked as though they really couldn't be bothered. And the hairiness of some of those babies; It was a very hairy baby parade."

"Exactly Ted, if people aren't even going to shave their babies before they come out, I mean..."

"Well normally you shouldn't have to..."

 

[Pandora 38,004]

“ and that for a monday.. “

[Lulaypp 2,554]

But I don't see the corpse so......

[Samurai Equine 45,710]

Darn. Everything was going JUST PERFECTLY! ...Until I needed an extension cord. 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

 

[Tao 6,706]

ITS GAME NIGHT!

 

/POWERS GOES OUT/

[Samurai Equine 45,710]

Hmm. It's... interesting.  I'm use to tasting complex flavors in main dishes, but not so much cookies.

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"Oh I know him. Long streak of nothing, going thin on top."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,459]

"A boy has the right to dream. There are endless possibilities stretched out before him. What awaits him down the path, he will then have to choose. The boy doesn't always know. At some point, the boy then becomes an adult and learns what he was able to become. Joy and sadness forever will accompany this. He is confronted with the choice. When this happens, does he bid his past farewell in his heart? Once a boy becomes an adult, he can no longer go back to being a boy. The boy is now a man. Only one thing can be said: A boy has the right to dream, for those endless possibilities are stretched out before him. We must remember; All men were once boys. "

[Samurai Equine 45,710]

I've become an organization MACHINE! And once the machine has started, it can't be stopped. 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

Ad verbatim:

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Does your sleep paralysis demon whisper strange equations in your ear?

Edited May 14, 2020 by TigerGeekGuy

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

"The only good that comes out of the clapping is that it saves the lives of a few fairies."

[Cagey 4,205]

“Heheh, I feel like a cowboy.” 

[Denim&Venöm 16,459]

"Here is the name of my god: the end of all our collective efforts to make the world a better place to live in." 

[Samurai Equine 45,710]

All that work... For garbage.

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

17 hours ago, Cagey said:

“Heheh, I feel like a cowboy.” 

But where am I going to find one at this time of night ..

 

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

He's put one of those weight lifting bench thingies in the sitting room. Even my cat is like "What the fuck is this shit doing in my space?"

Edited May 15, 2020 by Treeglow Flicker