Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,204]

"He's racist against Joeish people."

[SpittyPie2005 3,923]

"Creepy gem".

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"What would happen if you put the Anaconda of the Amazon in the same room with the Black Hole balls?"

 

(Funnier in context probably)

Edited June 2, 2020 by Dustlicious

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I wanna be a little girl when I grow up, to be honest.

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

@ExplosionMare it's Julius Caesar with a mail man's cap on.

 

 

Today's ...

"It's all going a bit Rita Hayworth and French on me"

 

[Tao 6,706]

Going to use a pic/meme for this one:

 

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

37 minutes ago, Tao said:

Going to use a pic/meme for this one:

 

 

Relatable

[Emerald Heart 24,554]

"MY UNDERWEAR ARE HAUNTED!!"

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"The coaches are loaded up. Sybil is regrouting the bathroom, learning ancient Klatchian and doing all those other little last minute things women always do."

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

 

Yeah that’s an actually text I sent to someone. 

[Buzz 1,769]

"SAM. STOP BANGING!" - My mother

[TotallyNotNyx 15,563]

9 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

 

Yeah that’s an actually text I sent to someone. 

Kiss your pets loool 

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"This is a job for the midnight skulker!

"Gee it's only six o'clock ... I hope she can hold on until then..."

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

"I like thicc bunnies."

[TotallyNotNyx 15,563]

I'm not a girl

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

“Swap codes”

*other person* “Swap clothes?”

*yet another person* “Swap loads?!”

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"Sounds lovely. Except for the fact that you ate at H's. Last time I went there I was in awe that someone could totally eff up hot buttered toast and a cup of tea"

 

18 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

“Swap codes”

*other person* “Swap clothes?”

*yet another person* “Swap loads?!”

Whaplode!

 

[Cagey 4,205]

“You’re the most boring person I know, and second most grandma-y person I know.”

[Denim&Venöm 16,444]

1. "Connor McGregor fights a bus."

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Me: "Hey look I just got this Bowie Knife fade on CSGO"
My friend: "Why does it look like a rainbow dog penis?"

He ruins everything for me.

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"Common daugter-in-law made me smile this week, was talking about being able to visit her parents soon. She spoke to her mum about it.

"I'd already said 'be patient', but her mum was a little blunter... t'was along the lines of, 'Feck orfe, I'm keeping the door locked' ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,444]

"Jesus Christ what does a man have to do to get a 'Fk You' around here?" 

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"You could just tell me "f*ck you" from the start, game!"

[Denim&Venöm 16,444]

"If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be?" 

[Emerald Heart 24,554]

"What is your obsession with the word "cornholio?""