Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

"Dude, I'm bi!"

"so I guess you're on stand-bi"

"f**k you man"

Edited June 11, 2018 by shadowwarp940

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"I've said f*ck you more than any other sentences in my life... The second is who's the good boy"

Edited June 11, 2018 by Salty French Unicorn

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

YOU DRIFT AROUND GIVING PONIES LOVELY MEMES

 

[Cash In 21,492]

''How do you feel about gladiator movies?''

Edited November 4, 2020 by Cash_In

[BlueBook 169]

"I will smack you with a soaking wet sponge babe." *pause to shake sponge* "A wet sponge!"

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

“Kyles Mom is a b**** she’s a big fat b**** shes the biggest b***********************(the rest of this has been removed by an administrator)

[Denim&Venöm 16,461]

"Being happy is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. 

And you haven't experienced it since you were 8." 

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

44 minutes ago, Denim&Venom said:

"Being happy is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. 

And you haven't experienced it since you were 8." 

Same

Edited June 13, 2018 by Im_not_crazy_im_just

[thepissman 76]

“I’m trying to kill someone. WITH A PAN! Note the difference, it’s huge!”

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

“FILL YOU LEFT THE OTHER ONE!!! YOUVE DONE HALF A JOB WITH A FULL SMILE!!!”

[Denim&Venöm 16,461]

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a salad. Philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie." 

[Luna's Admirer 944]

"I am so confused."

[Denim&Venöm 16,461]

"If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada, you may not even leave your drive way.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Ireland, you're already 10 minutes into the sea." 

[Cash In 21,492]

''Time to commit arson!"

Edited November 4, 2020 by Cash_In

[thepissman 76]

“Why do you hide your phone every time I come up to you?”

“I’m doing illegal stuff. I hide cocaine inside Nintendo switches and sell them.”

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

"Ummm...you can't get drunk off of Coca-Cola." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,461]

"Почему вы сидите на вершине своей сестры?"

[Will Guide 21,325]

"Kindly step all the way in please and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now"

(Anyone who can guess which Disneyland attraction this is from and you'll get a Brohoof for every post for the next week.)

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,542]

Tuck your teeth in when you talking to me.

[Cash In 21,492]

''You should be thrown into a Sarlacc pit.''

Edited November 4, 2020 by Cash_In

[Denim&Venöm 16,461]

"And then I invoke the permanent card: 'The Dignity of the Retarded!' " 

[BlueBook 169]

On 6/19/2018 at 5:56 PM, Windcharger said:

"Kindly step all the way in please and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now"

(Anyone who can guess which Disneyland attraction this is from and you'll get a Brohoof for every post for the next week.)

The Haunted Manchine duh!

and the thing they normally say is "Kindly drag your bodies into the dead center of the room and fill in all the dead space."

(and that's how you know I go there a lot XD )

[Will Guide 21,325]

4 minutes ago, BlueBook said:

The Haunted Manchine duh!

and the thing they normally say is "Kindly drag your bodies into the dead center of the room and fill in all the dead space."

(and that's how you know I go there a lot XD )

Actually it's the cast member, Not the Ghost Host that tell you to drag your bodies to the dead center of the room.

[MangoFoalix 24,898]

"GET OUT OF THE WAY, I NEED TO BE SOMEWHERE" - me when I'm driving

[Prospekt 10,984]

"Her hair got on the roof!"