Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[SomeponySparkle 245]

"Another thing that nibmeisters typically do is grinding nibs."

[Samurai Equine 45,748]

Nope! Rosemary Chicken.

[SomeponySparkle 245]

“I don’t know if she’s being sarcastic or not; I just can’t tell!”

[Cagey 4,205]

“So is every book a chapter?”

“…What?”

“Or is it every couple of books?”

“…You don’t know how chapters work?”

“No, I do. It’s like seasons of TV shows!”

“…You don’t know how chapters work.”

[TotallyNotNyx 15,563]

"I work hard so my truck has a better life"

[Samurai Equine 45,748]

Oh, well... Okay. I thought we came out here for more than food, but I won't press the issue.

[SomeponySparkle 245]

"They said to turn on your hazards so they'll know where you are"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls."

[Venomous 18,813]

“I mean...cool. The washer & dryer sound great. The price is pretty good! But do you mind telling me why you’re ass naked on top of it crouched down with a gun?”

[SomeponySparkle 245]

"People are idiots even in the best of times."

[Tropical Melody 5,080]

And do you remember the other guy, you know, the big guy, used to wear a beret with a moustache. I don't mean the beret had the moustache ...

 

[Cagey 4,205]

“Minorities? What’s a minority?”

[AppleButt 8,669]

“I love libraries cause they’re always so quiet!”

 

”Dude this is Barnes and Noble”

[Cagey 4,205]

“Are you ready? Are you ready? Hang on, I gotta jump around first.”

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

7 hours ago, AppleButt said:

“I love libraries cause they’re always so quiet!”

 

”Dude this is Barnes and Noble”

Hey, that IS a real library!

[Samurai Equine 45,748]

Declined?!  Not even a counteroffer? B-but... It was a good offer. 

[Venomous 18,813]

“This guy has the most aggressive handwriting I have ever seen in my life”

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Why am I still getting hate?"

[Tropical Melody 5,080]

"Yes I know you can get different media for sand blasting, like, I dunno, soda, vapour, coconut shells, Tinkerbell's toenails ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,471]

I am this level of useless gay and do not like it 

[Samurai Equine 45,748]

Huh... How long have these songs been translated? 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"What'd you say to fuckface, huh? Huh, did you say anything stupid, and by anything stupid, I mean anything stupid?"

Edited August 8, 2020 by Mike Dawson

[Tropical Melody 5,080]

"Why did mum always have to shout so much?"

"Ah well that's redheads for you, son. Fiery."

 

[Pastel Heart 6,463]

Calling it now: Squidward wins the Pokemon League.

[Cagey 4,205]

“Didn’t you say you were on that thing too much? Get some sleep.”

(rolling into a ball) “I don’t smo-ke!”

“…Good?”

Spoiler

(Now her nonsense has devolved into pure gibberish.)