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[BlueBook 169]

57 minutes ago, Windcharger said:

Actually it's the cast member, Not the Ghost Host that tell you to drag your bodies to the dead center of the room.

Oh yeah I always forget about the Ghost Host XD

[Cash In 21,489]

''Don't even bother with those pants."

Edited August 3, 2019 by Cash In

[Denim&Venöm 16,459]

"I wrapped myself in thorns. Then began to hate everyone who didn't want to touch me." 

[Will Guide 21,325]

"You can have it all day"

[Denim&Venöm 16,459]

"I work part time at a day care, and my husband breeds salamanders. Our budget... $1.3 million." 

[Brony Number 42 9,898]

10.63 and 17 bananas.

[Cash In 21,489]

''How are you flying over that hill?''

Edited August 3, 2019 by Cash In

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"When I die, for my funeral, I want to be shooting bombs off in the air and have two F-16 fighter jets doing a barrel roll overhead, that would be awesome, and really, it's what I deserve."

+1 to the person who knows where it's come from.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,420]

"Another is eating dry food while one eats grass...."

:3

[thepissman 76]

“Yeah, I play golf with A F***ING CYLINDER ALL the time! This is a great game!!”

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

"This is music to my ears, the sound of coming to terms with your own stupidity."

[CherryAcorn 101]

''Loading content... WARNING! ERROR!''

[AJ2489 2,855]

"sorry I'm a little rusty"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,459]

"God makes cheetahs, god kills cheetahs, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheetah in order for them to live, god is dog backwards." 

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,542]

Take this and this and fuck off 

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

“I want a battleship!”

[Denim&Venöm 16,459]

"And starring Carl Weathers as Chuckles McGillicutty. "  

[thepissman 76]

“I don’t do gay”

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

"The tarp was a dead giveaway."

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"its complicated,3 out of 5 of them are dead"

[Luna's Admirer 944]

"I was thinking about really dumb things."

[Passion 3,478]

"Fine, I'll do it tomorrow."

*sleepy* "Tomorrow your carriage will fall into the river."

"...WHAT?"

"...what?"

[Floofie 799]

"Every time I play battle mode [in Mario Kart], a piece of my soul shrivels up and dies."

[Prospekt 10,984]

"The ones on the top were too soft."

[thepissman 76]

“Thanks, Gucci Gang.”