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"I'd be a prideful idiot if I thought I was better than porn." 

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"Did she take the bait or was she smart enough to ignore it?" 

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A. Venti pink drink, light ice

B. A trip to Hooters

C. One season of Riverdale 

D. 4Loko

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"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl." 

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And like a master troll, he just yeets out of there! Ladies and gentlemen, the king. :laugh:

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"Texas Chainsaw Massacre also taught me why other movies ignore the realism of having their characters not scream when they should. Sally, sweet Sally, what powerful lungs you have . . . she screams. And screams. And continues screaming. And I wanted more than anything for Leatherface to shut her up. For the love of God, end the scream before it goes on for another 30 minutes. Gramps? Please, maybe you can shut her up! Someone! Is there a competent killer in the house?"

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The boy had come in with two mismatched mugs of tea. One had an appealing little kitten on it, except that erratic collisions in the washing-up bowl had scratched it so that its expression was that of a creature in the final stages of rabies

 

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"It's very hard to keep reinventing yourself"

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(Overheard in a pub restaurant)

 

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“Anything you need?”

“Peace of mind?”

“Ha.”

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"I'm not sure if that's a reaction or a continuation of the song." 

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"I'm a heterosexual female and I want to f:mellow:k Black Widow." 

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"Fuck, where did I put it?"

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"When you are dead you don't know that you are dead, it's only difficult for the others. It's the same when you are stupid"

 

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