Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"While discussing the American dream, the German student is asked if there is a "German dream" and the student goes:

- We had one once, but no one else liked it."

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

11 hours ago, Handsome Changeling said:

"You ever thought about how many ghosts you accidentally walked in on having sex? And you didn't even know it"

Oh, no! ...

 

Today's –

"Sorry Stevo wasn't here, but he's got man-flu, so he's laid up in bed, ambulance on standby, all the usual stuff. Hopefully he pulls through, eh?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"To this day, the company's patch features a bear holding an artillery shell."

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Can I ask about the menu please?" 

"The men I please are none of your business." 

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

And she posted, "Need a dump, tummy hurts"

And we posted, TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"It's not vandalism if it's an art project."

"If you write down the results and properly format the paper, it even counts as science!" 

[Sparklefan1234 123,531]

"She has the voice of a brunette." 

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"He starts every day with a quarter of a pint of gin mixed with spirits of nitre, flour of sulphur, juniper and the juice of an onion. He says it clears the tubes."

"Good heavens, I'm sure it does. Does he smoke at all?"

"No-o. It looks more like steam."

 

[Cagey 3,365]

“I’m the positive space, and this yogurt-hole is the negative space.”

[Oleks 1,781]

"No, I'm not Slytherin. I'm Cobra Kai!"

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

“Let’s play fetch.”

“We don’t have a ball...”

“Did I stutter?”

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"Everyone makes mistakes, I just make them on the Internet"

 

[Bullet Bill OReilly 10,552]

"The amazing nut swinger caught Sonic’s attention."

Edited November 21, 2020 by Mike Dawson

[Cagey 3,365]

“You can be an artista, because artists are male.”

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"You look like your favorite color is clear. And your favorite spice is flour." 

[ExplosionMare 8,717]

You gotta love yourself without taunting it and hate yourself without expressing it

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"We've got Chili's, Halloween parties, grape Kool-Aid, we're all-inclusive, and we're all about that juicy man meat!"

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

May your furry pride one day land you in an Austrian art school."

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"You know what's the best thing about living by the seashore? You're only surrounded by assholes on three sides of you."

 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Satan's little chariots of failed potential." 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"I'll show you the bite of the muscular chihuahua!" 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Wait a second.

If I'm asexual... and you're asexual...

then whose giving a fk?" 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Because the universe is a vast, unfeeling expanse and compassion is just something humans invented by mistake." 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Seriously. A Viking funeral seems appropriate."

[Oleks 1,781]

"It smells like fatigue and drilled teeth".