abrony-mouse 478 Share Posted January 12 Do these pics prove that Barbie is a lesbian? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Denim&Venöm 11636 Author Share Posted January 13 "Yak testicle shifting knobs." 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2646 Share Posted January 13 Right, so I'm gonna need the BIG SPOON 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11636 Author Share Posted January 13 "This is a vital government update about slapping a biscuit out of an orphan's mouth." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11636 Author Share Posted January 15 Pompadour Johnny peeps some mommy side boob. Pompadour Johnny rides on the roof after an Eagles win! Pompadour Johnny bout to straighten out some scabs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Dreambiscuit 5820 Share Posted January 15 “Coffee without caffeine is like water without ‘wet’.” 2 1 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
TheRockARooster 34537 Share Posted January 15 Moments ago, Dreambiscuit said: “Coffee without caffeine is like water without ‘wet’.” Truth. 2 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Bullet Bill OReilly 10551 Share Posted January 16 "Alright, I'm gonna bite the dog's bum...That'll teach it." 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2646 Share Posted January 17 "And here we are in the shed, where Malcolm has important work to do on his helmet" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2646 Share Posted January 18 "Can you get off my ass, dude? Yeah. Calm your tits." Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11636 Author Share Posted January 18 "How many lesbian ice hockey weddings can there be?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Awkward Segway 153 Share Posted January 19 "You are not authorized to take this survey." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
abrony-mouse 478 Share Posted January 19 I can't post the actual quote, but one of my students basically said that only humans have a functioning brain stem and that is why you can only murder humans. People say silly things in exams 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Denim&Venöm 11636 Author Share Posted January 19 "Atlantic mermaids are my life!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11636 Author Share Posted January 20 "Hallmark is 25 year olds finding love. Lifetime is 40 year olds being miserable." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
WWolf 14297 Share Posted January 21 “Pushing the up button multiple times won’t make more elevators appear!” *two up elevators behind us arrive* 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11636 Author Share Posted Saturday at 05:45 PM “I can’t count that high without taking my pants off.” 1 1 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2646 Share Posted Sunday at 05:42 PM "I just love it when you sneeze in my face" 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2646 Share Posted Monday at 03:12 PM "I understand all of those words in isolation, but not when put together in that order" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Emerald Heart 20966 Share Posted yesterday at 04:08 AM Mom: "Who are you calling a hidey-hoe?" Me: "You, you hidey-hoe!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Cagey 3258 Share Posted 17 hours ago “Y’know, someone needs to make a WALL-E musical.” ”Yeah, someone needs to… not do that.” 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2646 Share Posted 2 hours ago "Sounds like a rubber fetishists' orgy" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
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