abrony-mouse 784 Share January 12 Do these pics prove that Barbie is a lesbian? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Denim&Venöm 11,717 Author Share January 13 "Yak testicle shifting knobs." 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,675 Share January 13 Right, so I'm gonna need the BIG SPOON 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,717 Author Share January 13 "This is a vital government update about slapping a biscuit out of an orphan's mouth." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,717 Author Share January 15 Pompadour Johnny peeps some mommy side boob. Pompadour Johnny rides on the roof after an Eagles win! Pompadour Johnny bout to straighten out some scabs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Dreambiscuit 5,823 Share January 15 “Coffee without caffeine is like water without ‘wet’.” 2 1 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
TheRockARooster 35,181 Share January 15 Moments ago, Dreambiscuit said: “Coffee without caffeine is like water without ‘wet’.” Truth. 2 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Bullet Bill OReilly 10,553 Share January 16 "Alright, I'm gonna bite the dog's bum...That'll teach it." 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,675 Share January 17 "And here we are in the shed, where Malcolm has important work to do on his helmet" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,675 Share January 18 "Can you get off my ass, dude? Yeah. Calm your tits." Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,717 Author Share January 18 "How many lesbian ice hockey weddings can there be?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Awkward Segway 153 Share January 19 "You are not authorized to take this survey." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
abrony-mouse 784 Share January 19 I can't post the actual quote, but one of my students basically said that only humans have a functioning brain stem and that is why you can only murder humans. People say silly things in exams 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Denim&Venöm 11,717 Author Share January 19 "Atlantic mermaids are my life!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,717 Author Share January 20 "Hallmark is 25 year olds finding love. Lifetime is 40 year olds being miserable." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
WWolf 14,378 Share January 21 “Pushing the up button multiple times won’t make more elevators appear!” *two up elevators behind us arrive* 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,717 Author Share January 23 “I can’t count that high without taking my pants off.” 1 1 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,675 Share January 24 "I just love it when you sneeze in my face" 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,675 Share January 25 "I understand all of those words in isolation, but not when put together in that order" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Emerald Heart 21,264 Share January 26 Mom: "Who are you calling a hidey-hoe?" Me: "You, you hidey-hoe!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Cagey 3,368 Share January 27 “Y’know, someone needs to make a WALL-E musical.” ”Yeah, someone needs to… not do that.” 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,675 Share January 27 "Sounds like a rubber fetishists' orgy" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,675 Share January 27 (edited) Squeaky slipper soles Edited January 27 by Tropical Melody 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Bullet Bill OReilly 10,553 Share January 28 "Also, this weirdo in California stole all my music and now I have to play his stuff." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,675 Share January 29 "His own company, at least, was going to get hot food tonight, if he had to cook the quartermaster sergeant" Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
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