Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[abrony-mouse 286]

Do these pics prove that Barbie is a lesbian? 

[Denim&Venöm 11614]

"Yak testicle shifting knobs." 

[Tropical Melody 2640]

Right, so I'm gonna need the

BIG SPOON

 

[Denim&Venöm 11614]

"This is a vital government update about slapping a biscuit out of an orphan's mouth." 

[Denim&Venöm 11614]

• Pompadour Johnny peeps some mommy side boob.
• Pompadour Johnny rides on the roof after an Eagles win!
• Pompadour Johnny bout to straighten out some scabs. 

 

[Dreambiscuit 5807]

 “Coffee without caffeine is like water without ‘wet’.” 

[TheRockARooster 34369]

Moments ago, Dreambiscuit said:

 “Coffee without caffeine is like water without ‘wet’.” 

Truth.

[Bullet Bill OReilly 10549]

"Alright, I'm gonna bite the dog's bum...That'll teach it."

[Tropical Melody 2640]

"And here we are in the shed, where Malcolm has important work to do on his helmet"

 

[Tropical Melody 2640]

"Can you get off my ass, dude? Yeah. Calm your tits."

 

[Denim&Venöm 11614]

"How many lesbian ice hockey weddings can there be?"

[Awkward Segway 151]

"You are not authorized to take this survey."

[abrony-mouse 286]

I can't post the actual quote, but one of my students basically said that only humans have a functioning brain stem and that is why you can only murder humans. People say silly things in exams

[Denim&Venöm 11614]

"Atlantic mermaids are my life!" 

[Denim&Venöm 11614]

"Hallmark is 25 year olds finding love. Lifetime is 40 year olds being miserable." 

[WWolf 14293]

“Pushing the up button multiple times won’t make more elevators appear!”

*two up elevators behind us arrive*