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[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

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[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Hey, you scrawny-ass ********! What the **** is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of ******* ******* to be able to ignore a crying child!"

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"You know what you ******* like?! You like to **** and **** and **** and **** and **** and ****!"

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[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

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[Tropical Melody 5,100]

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[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Jesus! Who smeared Vaseline on the lens?"

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[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

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[Tropical Melody 5,100]

20 hours ago, Bullet Bill OReilly said:

"Jesus! Who smeared Vaseline on the lens?"

By spooky coincidence, that was done for real for a very early story of Doctor Who – to make sure we (the viewers) could be in no doubt they were on an alien planet, it was supposed to be like a foggy atmosphere. Vaseline on the TV camera lenses.

 

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

1 hour ago, Tropical Melody said:

By spooky coincidence, that was done for real for a very early story of Doctor Who – to make sure we (the viewers) could be in no doubt they were on an alien planet, it was supposed to be like a foggy atmosphere. Vaseline on the TV camera lenses.

They also did it in the 1981 horror film The Burning, for the Killer's POV shots. 

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[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

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[Tropical Melody 5,100]

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[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

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[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

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[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Now, this one I can safely assume is a costume and not actually a banana. Despite all the song and dance he may go through to convince you otherwise."

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"And because this is YouTube and the Internet, and it is filled with experts, and you get persecuted for not doing things to the correct torque, they're 10 Newton metres, just for reference ..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

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[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

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[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

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