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“Do you ever just look at yourself in the mirror butt naked before hopping in the shower and think “hot damn what a fine piece of work”” 

"I do like to make jokes about homeless people." 

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"Hey, you scrawny-ass ********! What the **** is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of ******* ******* to be able to ignore a crying child!"

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"You know what you ******* like?! You like to **** and **** and **** and **** and **** and ****!"

"Hey Wendy, what's a ****?"

 

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20 hours ago, Bullet Bill OReilly said:

"Jesus! Who smeared Vaseline on the lens?"

By spooky coincidence, that was done for real for a very early story of Doctor Who – to make sure we (the viewers) could be in no doubt they were on an alien planet, it was supposed to be like a foggy atmosphere. Vaseline on the TV camera lenses.

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Tropical Melody said:

By spooky coincidence, that was done for real for a very early story of Doctor Who – to make sure we (the viewers) could be in no doubt they were on an alien planet, it was supposed to be like a foggy atmosphere. Vaseline on the TV camera lenses.

They also did it in the 1981 horror film The Burning, for the Killer's POV shots. 

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"If you see something this big with eight legs coming your way, let me know. I have to fuck it before it develops language skills."

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"Or I can ask the question we've all be wondering since 2010: who is the girl that modeled the Winds Of Plague booty shorts?" 

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"Now, this one I can safely assume is a costume and not actually a banana. Despite all the song and dance he may go through to convince you otherwise."

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"And because this is YouTube and the Internet, and it is filled with experts, and you get persecuted for not doing things to the correct torque, they're 10 Newton metres, just for reference ..."

 

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“You are my adversary, but you are not my enemy. For your resistance gives me strength, Your will gives me courage, Your spirit ennobles me. And though I aim to defeat you, should I succeed, I will not humiliate you. Instead, I will honor you. For without you, I am a lesser man.”

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