Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 14,286]

• "Grape Fiesta
• Paperclip
• Soap Crises
• 32"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"Monster, you're our white mage, and I apologize if that's racist."

[ExplosionMare 17,859]

You seem really short today

[Emerald Heart 24,147]

"...And it basically twerks its colorful spider booty to get some action from a lady spider."
 

Edited April 8, 2021 by Emerald Heart

[Windy Breeze 15,089]

*BONK!*

[Samurai Equine 38,066]

They're actually kind of cute, even if they are evil.  ...Are they doing this because of Baby Yoda?

[Tropical Melody 4,023]

"The brakes are in a bucket outside"

 

[Tropical Melody 4,023]

Yes me too!

______

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"Well maybe next time, don't put the guy in the monk's outfit in charge of the young womens' camp."

[Brony Number 42 8,649]

You'll never live down that taco.

[ExplosionMare 17,859]

1. “What did you do in the shower?”

“I bonked the thing straight”

2. “I wanna be a shower killer!”

[Tropical Melody 4,023]

[image] Tuesday 27th Mince and Potato Surprise

 

 

[Castle Bleck 18,964]

"And these are the Nazgûl, greatest and most dangerous of my servants! Mightiest among them is Mûrazôr, the Witch-King of Angmar, or as he is known in the underground rap circuit; Da Bitchin' King!"

Edited May 31, 2021 by Orcus on His Throne

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"Your passive wisdom is telling you ALL that fighting 30 Aboleths and a Celestial is a terrible idea"

[Samurai Equine 38,066]

Don't worry about it. Little bitty world; we all gotta pee somewhere.

[Denim&Venöm 14,286]

"The guy who gives birth to a horse or the guy who rides his nephew into battle?" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"This kid is harassing this poor man who just wants to sell his lawn and mow his propane. That's all the man wants to do."

[gamecubeguy214 2,510]

That is true, Jar Jar Binks is not from Frozen.

[Tropical Melody 4,023]

"Research your own pants, Ron Grimshaw!"

 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"When you say life is hell, do you mean 1st world 'oh god I missed the bus' hell or do you mean 3rd world 'oh god I'm being eaten alive by a lion all I did was leave my house' hell?"

[Denim&Venöm 14,286]

"Why don't you go fking violate my privacy."

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,286]

"207 tons!? Jesus fk me!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"Hey kids, I'm Lightning McQueen, and I'm on your willehh!"

[Samurai Equine 38,066]

Hey you! Yes, YOU!  I'm gonna say nice things about you behind your back, and everyone's gonna hear it.

[Tropical Melody 4,023]

"You can't disguise your basic honesty and decency!"

"I can, I can! I'm just a bit out of practice"