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[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Mark, Matthew, Luke, and John. Who r dey? Never heard of them.  

Edited July 9, 2018 by ZethaPonderer
Adding emojis

[Catpone Cerberus 23,426]

"You think I'm fat? well, Nom."
 

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

“I just got a free sub to my favorite streamer”

[thepissman 76]

“Half the subreddit has been banned. Balancing complete.”

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"I brought your umbrella! What is it, a flamingo?"

Edited July 10, 2018 by Emerald<3
I had to fix it

[Kevin Tang 2,422]

The only difference between master and novice is that master has failed more times than novice has tried.

Got this from a game I played.

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“You sound idiotic.”

”Well I’m talking to an idiot.”

[Cash In 21,498]

''Robbery? Is that what they're calling rent nowadays?''

Edited August 4, 2019 by Cash In

[Denim&Venöm 16,490]

"I'm going into my tantrum hole." 

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

"She'll smack your balls and stick a finger in your ! You gotta watch yourself." -my instructor

[Nye 1,652]

“See, this episode is sad because they are dead.”

[thepissman 76]

“If you’re already sick with smilies, THEN WHY ARE YOU TAKING MORE?!”

[Denim&Venöm 16,490]

"It's an ancient Egyptian space shuttle!" 

[Brony Number 42 9,925]

It worked when I touched it. I must have the magic touch.

[Olly 1,008]

When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone in

[Denim&Venöm 16,490]

"Fk you Charmin, I didn't ask." 

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

“Yo shitshitshitshit!”

[Denim&Venöm 16,490]

"This new medication is amazing!" 

[Pinkachu 37]

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

 

Sorry had to say it

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,221]

My Dad: "Everything on TV fking makes me mad these days!"

Me: "Well then, why do you keep sitting down and watching it?"

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

"Damaged wall" but pronounced duh-mæh-geed wah-ell-ell

[Denim&Venöm 16,490]

"Shinji, get in the fking clown." 

[Yuu Xeno 159]

"What are you, some kind of meme normie?"

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

"Do you?"

- my sister

[Denim&Venöm 16,490]

"Poor Ash doesn’t even realize that his true destiny was never to capture all Pokemon, but to eventually fk a dragon."

"What other ultimate destiny could there ever be in any world that has dragons?"