Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

Is our Roomba gay?

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

On a second tour of the deck we were forced inside by gusts so strong I almost got blown into the empty swimming-pool

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

(To the theme of the Pillow Pets song) It’s your mom, it’s your dad, it’s your uncle too!

[Denim&Venöm 16,444]

"You say, tomato. I say, I'm too old for this st." 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"You just watched your son die, and now you're eating him!?"

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

Shut up and practice!

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Ooh, I can clean up the bodies!

[Denim&Venöm 16,444]

"She is NOT your girlfriend, she is a pilot from the Soviet Night Bomber Regiment 588."

[Northern Star 1,023]

"Don't you think a armed Pinkerton Detective is a little overkill for a greeter, at (home improvement/grocery store)?"

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"That looks like hammered dog shit."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,444]

“England and France are fighting over the entire world, specifically Ohio”

[Emerald Heart 24,554]

"So, this is a Peacock Spider and it has a tattoo on it's butt and twerks do attract the ladies."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Imagine Watching television one night of any show you want and the screen all of a sudden went black, you'd be like "What the hell?" Then Max head room appears on screen dancing like an idiot. If I was watching something and that happened I'd be pissed."

[Ragland Tiger 3,294]

Stop being so humble -- you're not that great.

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"This is the 'I wonder' game cus right now. I am wondering what the fuck happened!?"

[Denim&Venöm 16,444]

"This video at each moment maketh me smileth. Can thee imagine just eating thy grand slam and then cometh the breakdown?"

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

On 2021-05-01 at 7:15 AM, Peter Pancreas said:

"Imagine Watching television one night of any show you want and the screen all of a sudden went black, you'd be like "What the hell?" Then Max head room appears on screen dancing like an idiot. If I was watching something and that happened I'd be pissed."

That's torn it ...

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

13 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

That's torn it ....

 

https://imgur.com/fiRXU5D

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Anxiety is *fancy* personality 

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"There was a cat that really was gone"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,554]

"Hey! Why don't we let all these ladies have pain and bleed in their areas because why da fuq not? Woman suck, so they deserve the pain!"

[Denim&Venöm 16,444]

"Live. Laugh. Fist Me." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,294]

"Generally, saying “edifice” instead of “building” doesn’t tell your reader anything more about the building; it tells the reader that you know the word edifice."

[Castle Bleck 19,163]

"I'll leave the hero-chunking to you."

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"Wouldn't we spend a fortune on duct tape?"

"It's reusable unless it gets slobbered on."