Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,439]

"She wears short skirts. I wear T-shirts. She's cheer captain and I'm the dark lord Satan." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,439]

"I'm saying I understand the whip! What's the milk and lye for!?"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"I love the dodgy photoshopping just along here. I don't know if you can see that."

"Oh my goodness. Yeah, that's nasty. Properly nasty."

[Denim&Venöm 16,439]

"A delayed game is eventually good. A bad game is bad forever. But, holy fk CDPR..." 

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"So-o, you're planning to have either the carrot or the silencer buried with you? Interesting....."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Down you may fall, but down you may never stay!

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"If you are 'clean' halfway through the 4th day of the Scottish and your EI throws its teddy out of the pram you will be as sick as a parrot"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,439]

"It smells like laundry detergent and Popeye's chicken!" 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I was thinking about Teletubbies too much—I crashed into a tree. 

[Cash In 21,465]

"Why is this game so dumb? Can someone please answer me."

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"I know everything about everything. Except the things I don't know about. And I don't tell anybody about them."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Kill him, Darth Vader! Get him!

[Venomous 18,813]

“The 4th of July is on the 15th or the 16th..?”

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"A space tale in which spies from the tall rebel forces go up against a scary robotic man in flowing purple robes,
who wears a large helmet on his chest hair and calls himself Lord Century Egg."

[Northern Star 1,023]

Oh sure now you want to be the diesel version of the lost city of El Dorado but you couldn't do that last time.

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"His wife's got a beehive and a face like a smacked arse – they both hate each other's guts but they both love jiving"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

You don't get a body like that sitting on the sofa eating chips

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,439]

"So you're rap battling a horse skeleton to keep all your alcohol? And here I thought the welsh had nothing to offer but consonants." 

[PCutter 127]

"You're the shittiest businessman this world has spawned."

[Denim&Venöm 16,439]

"The people who weren't dysfunctional enough to listen to Black Flag"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Hitler is Groot."

[Tropical Melody 5,070]

"A radish may know no Greek, but I do"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

What in God’s green grass is going on?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"I've been attempting to date this bottle."

[Denim&Venöm 16,439]

"It was so bad that even Hitler sent a letter of condolence."