Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"Whale Shark, Hl-Rt-340 is now formally named CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"The mob is actually on their way to hunt down Frankenstein's Monster, but instead they find Jesus."

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"It sounds like your trying to sell me a new waifu and I find that amazing."

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

"And maybe you should carry pepper spray in case super models try to kiss you"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

"What's the dental floss for?"
"It's your thong bikini ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"Damn, that is the kindest "Frick you. You're an idiot" I've ever read." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"We are all in this to get her." 

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

"There was some screaming. Not much. But some."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"Oh that's the last one? Well that's unnerving." 

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

"Are towels supposed to bend?"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,560]

"We should play a new game... "Hiking or Homeless?""

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"People have wanted to fk werewolves longer than we ever realized." 

 

[Quinch 1,119]

"Can't get me a sandwich my butt."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

“I’m just watching Jesus getting crucified with hot sauce”

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"There was a 22 year window in which a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

22 hours ago, Peter Pancreas said:

“I’m just watching Jesus getting crucified with hot sauce”

"Even God has a sense of humor. "

-- Dick Smothers

 

Edited July 31, 2021 by Ragland Tiger

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"What the fk is this first result!? 

[Sparklefan1234 161,850]

"@cuteycindyhoney is Irma from the 1980's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon in chipmunk form."  

"@cuteycindyhoney is Irma from the 1980's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon in chipmunk form?" 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"@cuteycindyhoney is Irma from the 1980's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon in chipmunk form."  

"@cuteycindyhoney is Irma from the 1980's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon in chipmunk form?" 

@Sparklefan1234

I was going to make up this picture, but somebody already did! I always though Irma looked like a human Jeanette!

(Jeanette was my girl growing up! She wore glasses!)

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"Stop asking questions and just put on the fursuit!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Who are you?"

"Your blind date from the internet. I'm a little older than 15, but maybe we can still be friends."

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"Santa Clause comes straight out of Guadalajara with your fking meal."

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"You're giving me a raging hard off!" 

[Brony Number 42 9,926]

Wow, that looks like a colon.

Edited August 6, 2021 by Metal Brony 42

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"The frick is ? Use your words. I don't speak bottom."