Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing." 

[Crimson storm 1,807]

 I got my birthday ice cream 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"I invited him to go to hell. He suggested I perform a sexual act on myself. The discussion trended downhill from there  ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Tupac Shakur found alive and well in Serbia, reunites fractured Yugoslav state." 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"OK, let's see what this says – 'Void warranty; flush the system', got it – 'call this number if you screw up', OK – "

 

[Brony Number 42 8,630]

What do you know about a whoop whoop?

[ExplosionMare 17,858]

“Can I throw her off the ledge?…Cool!”

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"OK, day ninety two, or eight, or something like that ..."

 

[Pastel Heart 6,459]

"In space, nobody can hear you pee."

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Okay so now my in mind cannon is that the bully from Max Keeble just turned his life around and joined the military. Sure he keeps laughing along with the virgin jokes. He can never tell his friends the real story..." 

[Samurai Equine 37,996]

Gifuu Doudou.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,011]

"I just about cried tears of joy during therapy."

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Ah that extension wasn't long enough. But don't worry, we can extend the extension with an extension"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"Apparently, the person who painted Chucky, felt like he looked like Mario. He just ended up giving him Mario colors."

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Yeah, attacking people while on horseback is tight!" 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"I know that this is the moment everyone's been waiting for – watching me pour things! It's my superpower"

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

" 'Vada a Borada, Cazzo!' means 'Get back on board for fk's sake!' "

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Some days are good. And some days you feel like the only dog at a Llama orgy." 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Everyone needs a vodka pouch in their fursuit." 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"I do not like the cobra chicken." 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"My dangly-angle's not right, I need some wobbly bits"

 

[Pastel Heart 6,459]

Genesis does what Nintendoin your mom

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Oh you'll be alright if you got a deep rim"

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Don't mind me ongoing pandemic! I'm just going to lick a wrestling ring!" 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

And then your bladder is like, 'Oo here's another half pint I didn't know I'd got, hiding in a corner' – how does it do that?