Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"I don't know why I have this very long concrete drill bit? Just in case?"

 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Number one pet hate – don't bring dirty shit to me"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"I need to get a modern car... that I can't get out of."

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Are you shting me or your pants?"

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

Memo to self – 0.025 inches is NOT 1 millimetre – you stupid berk ...

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Sing me a serenade you useless fking possum!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"I'm not speaking to him. He looks like the kind of guy who'd kidnap an elf."

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Tinsel!"

"Extremely sharp and terrifying tinsel! I wouldn't want that hanging on my tree!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"In life... I was your partner....Bob Marley." 

[Brony Number 42 8,630]

That's climbing rope, not tying rope.

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"That guy has something in his pocket and he's very happy to see me." 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"May I use a 10-minute black metal song as my entrance music?"

"Fuck yes you can."

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"So let's get this thing into the stall and then I can roll around on the ground for a little while and get diesel oil all over myself"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"Is it really that hard to fight Freddy? Any time he puts his weight on his left foot, he falls down on his face."

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"YOU, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY ARE TRIPPING BALLLLLLSSSSS"

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Because there was no way this was going to happen without some kind of lube ... just no way ..."

 

[Cash In 18,134]

"Can someone please tell Elmo to stop spam calling."

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

For the start of the new year,
Come soon to the old tired year,
It will ring its last hour.
In mad mood like it was sometimes,
Or does its past run not.

But the new one sits at the steering wheel and waits,
And look!
God Hermes prepares its start.
It will happen soon.
For the new year's run not to suffer under hits,
Hermes puts on its wheels -
"Conti - oversize."

So may the new year go on a proud journey!
And to our clients today (we wish)
A lot of luck in all manners.

Spoiler

Translated from German advertisment for Continental tyres circa 1921 or thereabouts.

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Dog st on my mom's nachos."

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"That one looks like it landed in his crotch!" 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"OK, time for oxyacetylene – next level escalation, 'fire' – you know what they say, 'it can't be stuck if it's liquid' ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Today I learned that there are people with dreadlocks who have never smoked weed." 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"I'm now going to turn the camera off because you don't want to watch me sitting here rubbing my thing ..."

 

[ExplosionMare 17,858]

Crap…Well, at least I got a pizza.

[Oleks 1,967]

“I was about to breach his defense lines, but then our cat started eating my cavalry.”