Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"No I am not pulling out an axle just to put on a zip-tie, I'm telling you that"

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"I wanna see that Behemoth and Dave Grohl collab!" 

[Emerald Heart 24,137]

"I ain't arrogant, I just know what I'm worth."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"And he's also got a big black unicorn, which actually is a sexual euphemism."

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"After 10 days off we're trying to remember how the computers turn on and get the heater to work ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Master chief, you mind telling me what you're doing at NASDAQ?"

[ExplosionMare 17,858]

You put it between Toad's non-existing legs.

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"the newest thing in here is probably this bird shit ..."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"Everybody has their thing, and mine just so happens to be girls censored with a Guy Game logo."

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"We were born here. What's your excuse?"

[Silly Druid 4,633]

"Don't drink mercury, kids."

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"I conquer all rear-ends!"

 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"They're made for each other – like kippers and marmalade"

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"God knew I would be too powerful if I had an attention span!" 

[Samurai Equine 37,996]

Exposed golden hooves.

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"I sometimes feel that he was a king in Babylon when I was a Christian slave."

"Really?? Well you know best of course, though I doubt it myself..."

 

[ExplosionMare 17,858]

How dare you jumpscare me in a math video?

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"We're all just clowns on the platform..."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen."

Edited January 14, 2022 by Steve Manleyeyey

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Go fuck yourself."

"Only if you watch me!"

 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"You don't have much to say for yersel'."

"I've got a lot on my mind."

"What have you got to think about?? Apart from how to make yer beer money last a month instead of two weeks"

 

[ExplosionMare 17,858]

(Message from “Mom”)

”I am your father”

[Ragland Tiger 3,233]

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." -- Philip K. Dick

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"Thank God the Trojan man is there to give 'em a condom."

Edited January 17, 2022 by Steve Manleyeyey

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"You're putting Descartes before the whores."