Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Northern Star 1,011]

"Well after a long, multi agency, world wide, exhaustive search lasting 8 hours, the government has declared me not a terrorist."

"They didn't say that"

"Fine, I can haul explosives"

Edited January 17, 2022 by TheGleaner

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff." 

" I'm stuff!" 

""

 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"And we're going to go in there with some long-range wobbly bits"

 

[ExplosionMare 17,858]

I wouldn't take the risk by putting whipped cream on that

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Two grown men and they’re going through a goth phase."

[Quinch 1,115]

An ongoing development of a second iteration of a megamod made for a fork of an open source engine rebuild of a strategy and tactics game made for DOS in 1994.

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Hey they've gone, look at that! Oh they're back, look at that! Hey they've changed, look at that! OK this is weird"

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot." 

[Sparklefan1234 151,691]

57 minutes ago, Denim&Venöm said:

"Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot." 

 

"That sounds like a meme. Oh, it is." 

[ExplosionMare 17,858]

Get away from my lettuce!

[Sparklefan1234 151,691]

"Oh, that's what that button is for." 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"You look like a man."

"I can't read."

 

[Totally Lyra 34,814]

Arrgfargafarg is eternal.

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"You got finger prints on their brake disc rotor! Now they're going to wreck and die!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"This gentleman makes coffee nervous." 

[Cash In 18,134]

"It won an award."

"What award? The please never make this again award?"

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"You know that play? Oh what was it's dashed name, you know the one I saw last night. It's on at the whatyoucallit. Anyway the hero's a chap who's buzzing along quite merry and bright – apart from his gammy leg from the war – and all of a sudden this kid turns up, and says that she's his daughter. Left over from Act One. It's absolutely the first he's ever heard of it. Then there's a bit of a fuss, and er, they say to him 'What-ho', and he says 'What-ho', and er, anyway he takes the kid and they go off together out into the world."

*pause*

"Very inspiring, sir."

"Yes, well. I thought so ..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,233]

Broken crayons can still color.

[ExplosionMare 17,858]

This strange autocorrect right here:

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"And that's how we wound up with the ukulele of phantasms."

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"When he tears off the fishnets he is going to fuck you up"

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"It's a defense mechanism, first and foremost. But it's also job security." 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"There are very few things in my morning media diet with the potential to tickle my fancy, and the New Zealand Taxpayers’ Union (NZTU) fighting a losing Twitter battle with the furry community – a battle that it initiated – simply hits different."

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"See that? I moved through The Matrix again, and defeated gravity. Twice."

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Find somebody who looks at you the way Ricky Steamboat looks at Jumbo Tsurata."