Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"Get up! We're going!" - "Where?" - " To save the world!" - "Oh is that all."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

"It's my religion. I need this accommodation. I'm giving up SQR. I can't have anything to do with code. " 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"Now look here you gourd-bellied codpiece! Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one an... Who the deuce are you? No I don't have any spare change where the hell would I keep it in my diaper?! Get out of here you hobo!! Oh bloody hell, is this thing still on?"

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"More like Peanut butter banana time, am I right?"

Good thing I don't have to give context...

Edited March 6, 2019 by ~Dusky~

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"Hey, what's with the lollipops?" - "I'm trying to close the generation gap!"

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Let me have some of that cool whip.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Then she inhaled her wings. What had become of her brain?"

[MangoFoalix 24,899]

"You're a fucking whale"

[The Recherche 29,965]

"Rainbow-coloured grilled cheese!"

[Props Valroa 26,101]

"What is this, a god damn Nazi trap?"

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

"Short and fat is preferable here over tall and skinny." (Paraphrased)

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"I didn't realise she'd been born, I assumed she had simply congealed in a gutter somewhere."

"What are the stakes of this wager?" - "Why don't you shut up for about a week?"
"You're on!" - "That wasn't a bet, I was just saying why don't you shut up for about a week"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

This towel is useless, it just pushes the water around, not suck it up!

 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"You're not going to put her in there?!" - "She'll be alright. She won't notice." - "I shall be glad when our association is at an end."

"I'm not sure 'rat' was the best choice of word." - "No. Perhaps not."

"The dog just told me to shut up! I demand to know what you plan to do about this?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

"There's aunt Judy and there's uncle Fred and there's some guys ass." 

[Cash In 21,593]

''And this is why we can't have nice things.''

Edited October 4, 2019 by Cash In

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"Bloodlust, Chapter 1. I walked into the room and there stood Petal, her silken hair languorously caressing one fair cheek, her lips red and inviting. I walked over to her and slugged her in the kisser. Before going down she threw me a single glance of searing hate suffused with scorn....."

 

[StilettoStrut 5]

"Your first mistake was trusting anime."

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

"Yeah, I'm that easy alright? Don't judge me." 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Black and hairy is NOT a good combination..."

[Dreambiscuit 8,113]

"R2-D2 is a boy and BB-8 is a girl. You can tell because BB-8 only has one wheel." 

[Crimson storm 1,826]

Man I’m so, hungry right now even, Peter Griffin’s crazy car panini sounds good

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"Madam, I may not call you; mistress, I am ashamed to call you; and so I know not what to call you; but howsoever, I thank you."

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"Oh and by the way, when you were struck by the lightning? You soiled yourself."

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

“Do you ever just look at yourself in the mirror butt naked before hopping in the shower and think “hot damn what a fine piece of work”” 

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

We have enough singers, shut up and play an instrument!