Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Here No Longer 5,263]

"That's a lot of extra protein." 

[Lord Valtasar 12,646]

It was sausage suicide

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"It's sorta like James Bond, if the legendary English spy was wiped out on crack and decided to join Swedish metalers Meshuggah." 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Wi-Fi?? Oo I dunno what that is. I'm still in the Stone Age. Even my telephone at home I have to wind up with a handle."

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"All strippers are pole dancers but not all pole dancers are strippers." 

[Quinch 1,115]

5:15 AM][REDACTED] I will live forever!

 

[10:14 AM][REDACTED] In the hearts and minds and nightmares of everyone I've met.

Edited March 24, 2019 by Quinch

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Tonight, the emperor has a speedo." 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Oh, my hero. You know you ought to spring for a new holster sonny boy. That torpedo there's bending your suit."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 12,039]

It's like there's a member of the Nights Watch trapped inside the bathroom mirror!

[Here No Longer 5,263]

"Dammit these straight aliens don't understand jack $#!+ do they?"

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"It's at times like this I wish they'd used me for stem cell research."

 

[Here No Longer 5,263]

"Sexually licking peanut butter off of a knife"

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Val Venus and the money shot! 

Yeah, I know my audience." 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

"It's not a Power Rangers tattoo!"

[TwilySparky 24,713]

"Minecraft is relevant in 2019?"

[cuteycindyhoney 13,178]

Honey, my stupid nose was bleeding again this morning

 

(For some reason I'm prone to nose bleeds. It's not like in anime!)

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"It's at times like these I curse the fact that we live in French Polynesia."

"You're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"I'm gonna punch your house until you talk to me." 

[Jedishy 3,536]

" You're too bad for real spaghetti, you eat your spaghetti from a can Rickie. "

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"I mean it's truth more than art." 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Take the hundred bucks and shut the f--- up OK?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"You don't have milk but you made him a white Russian?" 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Then he asks for a volunteer from the audience, who in reality is a Ukrainian contortionist called Helga." - "But that's cheating!" - "Yes of course!"

 

 

[Here No Longer 5,263]

"I used to be a professional sweeper. Like I was actually paid money to sweep."

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Why is that rock on fire?"