Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[_Scribbles_ 17]

"Can I roll to die?" 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Breaking news: Recent studies show that teens with parents who make more money are more likely to get a car when they turn 16.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

“I’ve never been lit on fire so many times in my life before all this started. If I wasn’t immune, I’d be quite annoyed by this point.”

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Pot. Is Fire"

[cuteycindyhoney 13,178]

Do you have fresh ginger root?

 

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"You have -5555555555555554997003070116391103 chickens."

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

For the first time in 70 years, in our entourage. Horse had not been in the school and our school was over, and the teachers were heading back. Stage 2 was bite his thumb. I guess I didn't know that I didnÆt hate his guts.

 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Managing to keep the bank happy - though they are doing my biscuit in with their continual letters about sod all"

 

[Here No Longer 5,263]

"It's nice to see plant genitalia blowing gently in the breeze."

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Unfortunately not a guy exploding through a table

with John Oliver. "

[Sparklefan1234 151,691]

12 minutes ago, Denim&Venom said:

"Unfortunately not a guy exploding through a table

with John Oliver. "

 

"Why don't you ask yourself that question?" 

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

Meme: Well clutch my pearls - 'cause I have the vapors!!!!

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"What the heaven was hell coming to?"

[BulkyBright 37]

"Close your eyes and pretend that I'm a 14-year-old anime girl."

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Its getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic ... please, stay off my back, or I will attack, and you don't want that!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Sleazy Kyle!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*

"Sleazy Kyle!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*

"Sleazy Kyle!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*

"Sleazy Kyle!" *clap clap clapclapclap!*

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"The square legs and feet would be no good for surfing either." - "That's getting a bit personal, but I can't help it, everybody on my dad's side of the family are like that. I blame the war."

 

[Lightwing 12,895]

"AND THEN THE DUDES COME ALONG, AND MAUL ME ALIVE"

 

...I swear it makes more sense in context, I promise

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

I know the feeling.

"This is where I went to school, most of the time I had better things to do"

 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

“Y’know, for a doctor, you are seriously stupid.”

[Brony Number 42 8,630]

Someone get that man another banana.

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Drag your feathers across the dance floor, throw your shapes electric blue"

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,270]

"Palpatine embraced the Austrian School of economics, the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."

[Tropical Melody 4,012]

"Boy I'd really like to chew on my crotch right now"

 

[Crystal Mirage 22,744]

"You did that without gloves, didn't you?"