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[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"And nobody is actually at a magic school at all, they are all just stoned af." 

[Tropical Melody 5,099]

Look at the stars! Look, look up at the skies!
O look at all the fire-folk sitting in the air!

 

22 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

"What a time to run out of petrol. Topped Up, ran fine. Put it away. It had better behave itself next time or I'll be beating it with a frond."

 

@Lucky Bolt it's not that sad, really

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

" and smug. That's like the best kink fetish here, alright?" 

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

"I thought you said "Kermit diet panchos."

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"It's boobs and awkward stares for a while..." 

[Tropical Melody 5,099]

"Have you got any hairs up your nose?"
"Why?"
"I've got some up my ass. We could knit them together."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"Let me observe your cucumber as it readies itself for battle." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"I can't say ogre with a hard r, can I? I think I got to say oggre. I ain't green."

Edited July 13, 2019 by Puppet Panzy

[Fasu 550]

"Physical pain is only sensation - alone it does no harm."

[Tropical Melody 5,099]

"I know it must seem to you that we are just a bunch of ungrateful, moaning twassocks ..."

 

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Wish you could sell your bottled-up problems. I'd sell a six pack a day.

[Cash In 21,510]

"I swear, this guy is an actual psychopath."

[Catpone Cerberus 23,426]

"You are on the wrong side of you mother you silly idiot." 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"What about a castle that's just a tower with two dome-shaped buildings to either side of it?"
 

[Tropical Melody 5,099]

"Spanish crabs! That's all we need."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"Y'know what? I want naked Wiccan adverts next to our videos!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,099]

"I wanted this to happen. To face the relentless truth. Where no one's mother looks around at night. No woman crossing our way. Where only reality reigns, ferocious and great. I was intoxicated by it. That is reality now."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"No gays broke in to redecorate, though. That was disappointing." 

[Tropical Melody 5,099]

Right so can we get out of here before mister @sshole f@cking c@nt walks by

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"They took every ship with no casualties. This is the only instance in history of a cavalry charge against a naval fleet." 

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

"IT'S ALL FOR THE I.G."

[Tropical Melody 5,099]

[image] no horse traffic is allowed to or from high street by this close 

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

“Fck you I can eat all these oranges.” 

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

"I wonder of Gordon Ramsey goes to Starbucks."

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

"Yo, my shadow done lifted me up like we' in The Lion King!"