Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,451]

"Oh gawd... what is going on? Just look at the bewbs guys. Look at the bewbs...." 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

"Heh heh, this is why foreplay is a thing."

[Emerald Heart 24,554]

"So I guess that means that I'm drunk everyday."

[BroomsNHops 260]

"It's final until our last day here we're going to sit down and color in these coloring books and make them buy new ones."

[Tropical Melody 5,077]

"I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? Harry..... yeah Harry but can he do the job? I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you.  I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you Harry! Harry, Harry. Yeah Harry but can he do the job? I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. Harry, I am not arguing that with you. Who said that? I didn't say that. If I said that I would have been wrong. Maybe. Maybe. I'm not arguing that with you!  Yeah Harry, I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I am not arguing that with you! I'm not arguing that with you! Who told you that? No! I told you that. Me! Maybe. Maybe maybe. Maybe!"

 

[Prospekt 10,984]

"Some people can't swallow it."

[Tropical Melody 5,077]

"When you're slapped you'll take it and like it"

 

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

"I ain't depressed, I just hate my job."

[BroomsNHops 260]

"Its my last brew day ...."

[Tropical Melody 5,077]

"Try to understand. As the military struggle nears its close, the political struggle intensifies. In the hour of victory the military will have served its purpose. All men will then be judged politically. Regardless of their military record."

 

[Splashee 28,537]

"It's ... the smell" *Agent Smith voice*

[BroomsNHops 260]

"Button mashing for the win!!"

[Thuja 3,658]

“fool, now that’ll never come out.”

[Tropical Melody 5,077]

"You always have a very smooth explanation ready."
"What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

FUCK ME!

*scurrying backwards in haste*

Bloody spiders!

[Emerald Heart 24,554]

"So is the rabbit like... the Swiper of the cereal world?"

[Tropical Melody 5,077]

"The light of a billion suns could not add one candlepower to thy brilliance."

"And I grow dim in the presence of my guest. How may I serve such a distinguished person?" (Thinks: Preferably on toast.)
 

[Widdershins 9,955]

 Possibly my favorite of this genre so far:

 "No, I don't practice the religion, but I am ordained to marry in its name."

[Denim&Venöm 16,451]

"Ooh! That's my favorite part! The part where those tiddies bounce up and down! "

"Mom! Please! I'm trying to watch my plot!" 

[Galaxical Phoenix 68]

“Well yeah! A** is my best friend!”

I swear it’s not supposed to be weird it just is

[BroomsNHops 260]

"Where is your sister?  You get your butt over here your lagging behind and holding us up!"

[Widdershins 9,955]

"Oh. I probably shouldn't speak Demonic around your kids."

[Denim&Venöm 16,451]

"A little tear in reality never hurt anyone.

But don't tell his mother!" 

[Emerald Heart 24,554]

IGNORE THIS POST I SUCK

Edited August 30, 2019 by Emerald<3

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

So that's where all the allen keys went!