Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,464]

"Ah, I see they found my Full House/ Metal Gear Solid crossover fanfic." 

[Samurai Equine 45,722]

I taste lime, but I don't see lime... Oh, wait! There it is. Shoved to the bottom of the cup.

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"We've had to scrap our play because of Darbishire's moustache going off to the cleaners"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

Me: "I would just burn the bear."

Not Me: "And listen to its screams?"

Me: "Better him than me."

[Denim&Venöm 16,464]

"I'll jack into your squirrel if that's what it takes." 

[BroomsNHops 260]

"I wasn't aware that dragonflies ate....butterflies? "

[Samurai Equine 45,722]

Forget memories.

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"I'd practice the bagpipes some more, but my instructor has a restraining order out on me ..."

 

[Prospekt 10,984]

"We don't want people getting horrible brain diseases."

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"Once he raised the visor of his helmet and vomited with discretion so as not to spook his mount."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,464]

"Sinking underwater was supposed to destroy it, not make it cooler." 

[Samurai Equine 45,722]

A jump to the sky turns into a Rider Kick.

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"My (adult) son was having a panic over a bleeding spider..... wimp 'e is, a wimp. Mind you, it was a sodding big one..... had flying lessons outa de window..."

 

[Kamii 594]

"You're not old enough to have anxiety problems."

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT BE HEALTHY!"

Edited September 5, 2019 by Emerald<3

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

Burn for me! And don't you dare set fire to the garden!

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

Everywhere I want to go, that tractor wants to go too!

 

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"I don't know what feet sound like."

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"It's within driving distance of CRAP, FART and BURP."

 

[Widdershins 9,955]

“It has to be pizza. Surely, it’s pizza. I’m sure its pizza. It just has to be a pizza.”

”I JUST LOVE DEEPLY INHALING CHEMICALS!!”

“Well. Stomped three times, swatted it four, threw it against the wall. Think its earned its right to live.”

 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"I've met people like you before. Oh yes. Murderers, rapists — you're all the same. You're obsessed with power, and the fact that you haven't got any."

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

“They can just take this and shove it up their ass. Saves me the hassle.” 

[Misty Gust 708]

"No sir I have never licked a bee before but I am prepared to."

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

I won't know until I throw myself at it.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

Not Me: "Are you pregnant?"

Me: "No. I'm just smart."