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13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

And on the 69th page, no less.

 

"It's too early for this, honestly."

"...It's 3 PM."

Omg I didn't even realize xD

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"There was movement, though, no doubt about it. And it came from outside The Shed's window, the window in The Shed's smallest room, which I keep open to allow the exit of evil miasmas and the like."

 

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"I smell penis. 

Pennies. 

Ok. 

Ok. 

To the person who programmed auto-correct, I hope your Minecraft dog dies." 

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"If you say Beetle Juice three times, Pete Davidson shows up and smokes all your weed." 

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"And because in those halcyon days of endless love and sunshine (we’re talking 1971 or so here) we were really free, baby, as well as perpetually skint."

 

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"It's not 'bacon', It's a pig."

"It's not 'veal', It's a calf."

"It's not 'beef', It's a cow." 

"It's not 'meat', It's an animal...

"It's not 'fruit, it's dividing cells that accumulate fructose..." 

"It's not delivery. It's DiGorno."

"It's not a scene. It's a goddamn arms race." 

"It's not 'LevioSA', it's 'LeviOsa.' " 

"Maybe it's Maybelline."

"It was a firefight!" 

"I like trains." 

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And you, well you reacted a lot like I thought you would in real life. You took it back to the store, returned it, and bought a different brand so no one could make fun of you anymore.

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"Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for both good and evil."
"And, you don't want to get any of it on you."

 

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