Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Lucky Bells 34,677]

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

And on the 69th page, no less.

 

"It's too early for this, honestly."

"...It's 3 PM."

Omg I didn't even realize xD

[Tropical Melody 4,023]

"There was movement, though, no doubt about it. And it came from outside The Shed's window, the window in The Shed's smallest room, which I keep open to allow the exit of evil miasmas and the like."

 

[Nsxile 19,547]

"If it isn't the end of the world, then it is." 

[Treeglow Flicker 12,044]

I wonder if I can smash it to pieces with a club hammer?

[Here No Longer 5,264]

"So yeah, he made money off of indirectly killing people."

[Samurai Equine 38,066]

I'd rather get ridiculed for doing the right thing than get fired for doing the wrong thing.

[Denim&Venöm 14,286]

"I smell penis. 

Pennies. 

Ok. 

Ok. 

To the person who programmed auto-correct, I hope your Minecraft dog dies." 

[Tropical Melody 4,023]

"Of all the introductions I've ever had, that's definitely the most recent."

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,286]

"If you say Beetle Juice three times, Pete Davidson shows up and smokes all your weed." 

[Samurai Equine 38,066]

Well, I guess we can make it ourselves, but we'll end up using all of our cheese.

[Treeglow Flicker 12,044]

Let me introduce you to my good friend Jimmy the Crowbar!

[ExplosionMare 17,859]

Netflix without the chill.

[Denim&Venöm 14,286]

"Fwanyanyanya..."

"That is not a reaction that I thought would be normal." 

[Tropical Melody 4,023]

"And because in those halcyon days of endless love and sunshine (we’re talking 1971 or so here) we were really free, baby, as well as perpetually skint."

 

[Denim&Venöm 14,286]

"It's not 'bacon', It's a pig."

"It's not 'veal', It's a calf."

"It's not 'beef', It's a cow." 

"It's not 'meat', It's an animal...

"It's not 'fruit, it's dividing cells that accumulate fructose..." 

"It's not delivery. It's DiGorno."

"It's not a scene. It's a goddamn arms race." 

"It's not 'LevioSA', it's 'LeviOsa.' " 

"Maybe it's Maybelline."

"It was a firefight!" 

"I like trains." 

[Samurai Equine 38,066]

And you, well you reacted a lot like I thought you would in real life. You took it back to the store, returned it, and bought a different brand so no one could make fun of you anymore.

[Denim&Venöm 14,286]

"Looks like something the Blair Witch would bring to a gay pride parade." 

[Tropical Melody 4,023]

"Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for both good and evil."
"And, you don't want to get any of it on you."

 

[GeekySonic 1,149]

What new hell awaits us?

[Samurai Equine 38,066]

Look! It's all natural! They changed the formula~! 

[Tropical Melody 4,023]

"I never make the same mistake twice. Instead I prefer to fill my day with a variety of different mistakes..."

 

[Samurai Equine 38,066]

Saturday Knight Fever! 

[Cash In 18,293]

"This is an awful tragic turn of events."

Edited September 16, 2019 by Cash In

[Denim&Venöm 14,286]

You're spreading it all over your legs, babe!"

[Shadicus 18,937]

“Man, Dream Me is a bad@$$”