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[ExplosionMare 18,007]

That zero looks like a zero

[Samurai Equine 45,722]

Spike is a pimp now!  Even Pinkie Pie knows what's up.

Edited September 17, 2019 by Samurai Equine

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"I have been taken to task for publishing pictures on Facebook in which peoples' motorbike license plates are visible, so apologies to anyone who isn't on Facebook but may have been affected. It's not a problem at my 'home' branch as there's normally only me and a bloke on a bicycle in attendance, he doesn't like his picture taken, and I don't do selfies."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

Yoink!

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

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ExplosionMare reacted to this: Pondering

Yes, quite!

 

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

Fly, my pretty!

[Randimaxis 8,633]

"Y'know, if they catch you dancing on the back of the truck like that, they'll probably drug test you."

[Lulaypp 2,554]

"Numbers used to be liquid, like water, and now they are like building blocks!"

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

15 minutes ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

Fly, my pretty!

If I mention Wizard Of Oz, does that make me a pratt for guessing wrong?

 

Mine:

"Ever get absolutely sick of music? I just did. I finally snapped after 3 hours of being wailed at by Florence Welch"

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"That's what we need! English muffins! Packaged English muffins!"

 

This actually doesn't have context at all. 

[Xe__or 4,376]

"You're a pedophile, right? You want everyone to call you dad"

[BroomsNHops 260]

"You staying alive over there?"

[Samurai Equine 45,722]

Does it smell like the oil is burning?

[BroomsNHops 260]

"It's not burning I'm adding flavor to it!"

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"What a stupid bunch of idiots."

"Hey, they were a smart bunch of stupid idiots."

[Denim&Venöm 16,464]

"Hey, did you know that pineaples grow on trees?""

"Did you just misspell pineapples?" 

"Sorry, auto-corrected. Haha." 

"We're talking right now, what the hell?" 

*wipes forehead.*

"Don't wipe my forehead again." 

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

“Was I drunk last night?” 

[Samurai Equine 45,722]

"Yurusenai! / Las cucarachas entran, pero no pueden salir. / Din jävla fitta! / Fiddle dee dee, potato~ / A bogan sheila with moccasins and a flanny. / Klaatu barada nikto. / Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!"

[Suyu 108]

"At least **** like this happens when I'm not there."

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

"Honey, my bike has a flat."

 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

 

"What about laundry?"

"What about it? Can't you be doing your smalls in the hand basin?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,464]

"Thus did dentistry begin. Not with drills and sterile offices, but with magic!" 

[Castle Bleck 19,163]

I'm tough; I made it halfway through Failure To Launch!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Me love gay $#!+ long time"

[Denim&Venöm 16,464]

"Wake up Sheeple!!! Death metal was invented by the military-industrial complex solely to sell civilians camo shorts!"