September 21 “I wonder how far in this can go....” 2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 21 "Are you creeping?" "A little." 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 21 "This video would not have been completed without George’s fishers neck" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 21 I like their Carne Asada tacos... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 21 If I call you a b*****, it’s a compliment 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 21 "F*** THOSE PEOPLE OLIVIA, F*** 'EM!" 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 21 I think we might need to kidnap him and take him with us. 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 21 "Can you get this stain out of my dress?" "Come again?" "No. This time it's ranch dressing." 4 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 21 "Spray the f**k out of it, mighty hunter" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 21 *laughing* "I'm gonna go over this speed bump and be a frickin pimp. Watch." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 21 "I'm sure your package loves me LONG time too!" I think the context is obvious. 1 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 21 "He promised he would kidnap me." Not from me but instead a random group of girls that walked past me in the store earlier. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 22 That massage chair shouldn't have ruined your back as badly as it did. At worst, it should have just felt weird to sit in. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 22 He had been turned off animal documentaries on television because they always gave animals pet names, for example, 'Here comes Betty', and onto the screen limps an antelope, say, which has been rejected by the herd, and ten to one it is going to be eaten before the end of the program by some other creature that he cynically believed the film makers had let out of a cage to speed up the process. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 22 "KFC is making a game where you can date Colonel Sanders. No, this isn't a joke." 1 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 22 "How do you think a Bikini would look on me?" "Like two rubber bands on an egg" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 22 "Can I do whatever I want with it while eating chocolate?" 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 22 “She’s got one hell of a sugar shaker that’s for damn sure.” 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 22 "The funeral kazoo!" Drowns out sobs and wails! Better than bag pipes!" 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 23 Well, if it isn't Cam Calloway and Daniel Day-Lewis! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 23 "Why did you throw a water bottle in the bathroom trashcan? Did you forget how to recycle?" (Pet peeve of mine. I am not Queen Recycle!) 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 23 "Is it technically illegal to, like, kidnap someone?" "Yes." "No no, like, not for money, just to make them love me." "STILL YES!" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 23 "And we share like 80% of our DNA with banana peels. What's your fking point!?" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 24 "I made the stars to illuminate the perpetual nothing, and mortals use them for... relationship advice." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
September 24 I forgot why I don't eat here very often. Then I took a bite of the food, and I remembered why. ...SALTY! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
