Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

That was suppose to be MY BREAKFAST!  ...Nah, you're okay, you can have it. 

4 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

"Fame may be fleeting, and wealth: ephemeral. But true evil never dies."

"It just comes back with a goddamn second health bar."

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, how could you? Fool me three times; okay, you're official "that guy", you know the one...

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Is "beanbag chair" one word or 67 words?

[Denim&Venöm 16,455]

"These guys aren't even monsters. They're just on their way home from a Sunn O))) concert." 

[Adorable Lovestar 243]

"Aw, shoot."

[Denim&Venöm 16,455]

"30 wagons to transport it and 40 days to assemble it, and they expected him to just pack it up when they surrendered?

Aww hell no.

Big Ed gonna chuck some rocks." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,455]

"The bible says Adam and Eve, not Hebrew and Cantonese." 

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

"What IS that smell?!"

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

Well, actually, if you're a Christian, you HAVE to believe in ghosts and demons. Don't quite have a choice there. 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"You get a lot of repressed feelings, don't you Friday? Must be what keeps your hair up!"

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Have a category where Link smokes a blunt and call it Dank%"

 

Edit: Wait... That actually exists. https://www.speedrun.com/ootextras#Memes

Edited October 21, 2019 by Spider Demon

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

What if "barnacles" was pronounced the same way as "Socrates"?

[Denim&Venöm 16,455]

“We’re going to take all of Matt Riddle’s merch money!”

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

I never understood why Robin/Dick Grayson had fans that want him to have an awesome, solo hero moment. But then I look at Gohan from DBZ, and I think I can finally understand why. I never read the manga, but I saw the anime many times, and I saw plenty of moments where Gohan could have been the new main character. Likewise, I never read most of the Batman or Teen Titans comics. Maybe if I did, I'd see what Robin's fans see in him.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

"Down by the Bayes..."

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

22 hours ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

What if "barnacles" was pronounced the same way as "Socrates"?

Works for me!

 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

I hope you really really lke prawns!

 

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

"I was planning on painting the bathroom ceiling today. But the truth is... I just can't be bothered."

[Denim&Venöm 16,455]

"Arthur, be dramatic all you like, but I swear to fk if you break anything I will get the incense and salt and evict you." 

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

Where the bloomin' onion is my hat?!

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"Hey this is really good!"

"Yeah??"

"That's the thing about you Europeans. You got finesse! You know about quee-zine!" – (cuisine) – "Out here it's just gobble and grab – grab and gobble ..."

 

[Emerald Heart 24,558]

"I tried to be God, but I failed."

17 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

Where the bloomin' onion is my hat?!

Maybe at Outback Steakhouse?

[Emerald Heart 24,558]

(Not me, unfortunately)

"The butthole is the first thing to fall off! Don't you know your Science? Your Anatomy?"

Edited October 23, 2019 by Spooky Emerald

[Denim&Venöm 16,455]

"Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man." 

[Samurai Equine 45,706]

Hmm... Should I get the one with the diamond pattern or not? 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

“We did it in the hotel room.”