Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

[Dilbert strip: a new directive says bosses should be more proactively involved in their employees' work, except that they know naff all about what their employess actually do]

[Dilbert] "Our original project timeline was twelve months, but since you pitched in the help... I don't have an exact end date, but it's roughly the same time that the sun becomes a cold, dark chunk of coal the size of your forehead."

[Boss] "We'll need flashlights."

[Dilbert] "And sweaters. It could get nippy."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,014]

"Behold! The scalding intensity of my steam cannon! Kya-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!"

Edited October 24, 2019 by Treeglow Flicker

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

It’s like slavery, with benefits.

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"Gossipy rural townsfolk warning of tall brick sthouse lesbians who might hit on me have no idea." 

[Totally Nyx 35,496]

Learn the currency of the realm, 'cause in this town we use skittles!

[Splashee 28,537]

Spoiler

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"Thank you for the host,... CantGetToWooden18...." (silence) *laughter for over a minute*

 

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

“Welllll sh************t!!!!” 

[Oblivion 20,265]

"Im outta juice"

[FalconBrony 290]

"hmm... needs more stonks."

[Brony Number 42 9,926]

I tap you on the shoulder before I stab you in the back.

[Samurai Equine 45,845]

This head looks way too big for this body... Will anyone even notice?  Have they always had massively over-sized heads and I didn't notice til just now?! 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

I do not trust tofu that's packaged in a vacuum-sealed box.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,014]

Now this is why I love being a youkai!

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

"I'd prefer it if it wasn't chilled."

"Oh would you not?" (All surprised)

"OK this is the warmest one we've got." ( LOL!)

"Just not been in a fridge will do fine."

 

 

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

Shall I tell you what it is?

 

[Emerald Heart 24,560]

(Singing)

"I'm a chicken child, I'm a chicken leg, I'm a chicken doodley-doo. Do do dee dee do do doodily-doodily doo!"

 

Edited October 26, 2019 by Spooky Emerald

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

“Uh oh he wants his MTV!” 
 

“And I just want my peaches and cream.”

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

"Everybody's got a booty. You just gotta learn to touch it."

[Samurai Equine 45,845]

"Did he say farts?!"

"...Farce."

"Oh~."

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

@Meson Bolt That reminds me of something that was exchanged between me and my coworker today....XD

"I got da Wrangler on mah booty, my life is a movie!" 

"OH MY GOD dude that ain't how that song goes!"

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

"Did you for get the word 'you' or do you really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me?" 

[Tropical Melody 5,097]

"Never use words that you have to look up in a dictionary" - George Orwell

 

[Adorable Lovestar 243]

"quickput glasses on"

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Woah that's heavy"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,014]

I can afford food again!