Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 11,694]

"That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Go find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small Midwestern town. And now, the weather." 

[The Wife of Hawks 16,553]

“His stress level is making him bleed more”.

[Denim&Venöm 11,694]

"There are many reasons:

• Pat the moose.
• Slap the bongo drum.
• Shake stick at god.
• Oof. Ouch. The water is too hot. "

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,670]

What if Gallus wore a nurse outfit... on top of a hazmat suit?

[Samurai Equine 23,726]

I got my hat today! 

[no_longer_here 33,502]

From yesterday...

”Oh yeah I’m just ripping up menus because I’m mad.” 

[Denim&Venöm 11,694]

"He stroked my very furry leg for about half a second before he realized something was very wrong." 

[Tropical Melody 2,672]

"Together, we peered into the semicircular opening. The radius was about a metre and a half. It was darker than Satan's asshole and smelled about as appealing."

 

[no_longer_here 33,502]

Just now, Denim&Venom said:

"He stroked my very furry leg for about half a second before he realized something was very wrong." 

Damn son

[Samurai Equine 23,726]

"Okay then! I'll check out that Panda's Box when I get home."

"Pandora."

"Panko bread crumbs?"

""

[no_longer_here 33,502]

“I still can’t get over the fact that my left arm is more buff than my right thanks to YOU.”

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,670]

My brother: "What are they building?"

Me: "A building."

[Oblivion 20,227]

"those are MY nuts"

[Tropical Melody 2,672]

"Oh God I'm after falling down the stairs!"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 10,810]

She's left a piss puddle on the dining room floor in the shape of a perfect hexagon.

[Denim&Venöm 11,694]

“I’d rather wake up to a fox gnawing on my ballsack than that happen to me ever ever again.”

[TheRockARooster 35,072]

“Well f***, here we go again”.

[Denim&Venöm 11,694]

"Oh, this is going to be so f--king efficient." 

[Sunlight Glisten 359]

"The house burned down and grandma is missing" 

... it's been a long day. 

[Samurai Equine 23,726]

I only drink the superior tea.

[Stolas 5,056]

"it's a 30 inch electric automatic self-cleaning muskrat."

[ExplosionMare 8,654]

- It's not real football unless the ball is made out of a real foot

- I know it’s gross but it feels good

 

 

[Renegade the Unicorn 5,326]

"I know it's 2 in the morning, but how does Velma know the sound of Daphne moaning?"

[Tropical Melody 2,672]

"Aveeno Skin Relief Soothing Shampoo 300 ml, Price dropped 30% (was £9.50 when added to List)
41 Used & New from £6.35"

"Used. . ."

.

 

[ExplosionMare 8,654]

Is it satisfying to you too?