Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,460]

"You have about 30 seconds to unfk yourself starting 28 seconds ago." 

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"Don't mess with the floof, or your butt will explode?"

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"Yep, we already know they're fragile in a metaphorical sense."

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Stop grabbing me by my pant leg, what are you doing?"

[Denim&Venöm 16,460]

"Someone once told me that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before god could catch them smoking."

[Cagey 4,205]

“So that’s why the Gilded Age is actually the Butter Age.”

[MarkusTactician 61]

"Dear Nintendo, please extend the whips length by a little bit."

[Samurai Equine 45,720]

Did Sonic just steal a bunch of items from the gift shop?! 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"There's a ridge on my axle, that's not nice."

 

[Duality 10,738]

'It doesn't count as strangulation if their throat is crushed from the inside.' 

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAID SNUGGLES ARE MANDATORY!"

[Samurai Equine 45,720]

♫ Slurry, slurry~ Don't be in a hurry.
Slurry, slurry~ I'm on the grand jury.
Slurry, slurry~ My dog is cute and furry. ♫
I'm losing my mind right now.
♫ Slurry, slurry~ Prepare to feel my fury.
Slurry, slurry~ It's okay, don't worry.
Slurry, slurry~ I want to eat some curry. ♫

[Randimaxis 8,633]

Hamburglar gave up crime; McDonald's burgers gave him ulcerative colitus and a spastic colon.

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"It's wet here." – "Yeah, that often happens with rain."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,460]

"It is uncanny, and I will show you. There's bondage, feet, schoolgirls, mummification, buried in sand, wigs, life draining, shrinking, muscles, skirts, sneezing, bondage, swimsuits, cross-dressing, sweating, face swap, covered in mud, covered in gum, brainwashing, wrestling, bondage, showering, transformation, furries, towels, head enlargement, rule 63, cheer-leading, entanglement, ripped clothes, weight gain, forced feeding, giant girls, tattoos, frozen, maid outfits, cat girl outfits, aging, bondage and shrinking clothes. So do you see where I'm coming from and why I'm suspicious?"

"That's almost exactly what I've been saying!" 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Men worked a lot to make those bananas bigger"

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears"

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,236]

"We're gonna send you an infusion of horny weebs."

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

"Fags [cigarrettes] make ye gey"

40 minutes ago, Ayyngel Dust said:

"Men worked a lot to make those bananas bigger"

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears"

25 minutes ago, Kyoshi said:

"We're gonna send you an infusion of horny weebs."

Thats just me on a daily basis   

[Samurai Equine 45,720]

Half cup of brown (sugar), full cup of soy (sauce).

[Here No Longer 5,270]

3 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

"We're gonna send you an infusion of horny furries."

Hey that's me...

[Denim&Venöm 16,460]

"I'm only here because you degenerates needed a leader." 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"I did once see a box on the screen that promised image resizing opportunities, but navigating back to it is another matter ..."

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"I'm just trying to pet you and you got to have some sort of seizure on the floor"

[Samurai Equine 45,720]

Me: "Well, they messed up every food they brought out, even the bread. What else could they possibly mess up, the drinks?" 

Mother: "...The tea tastes bad." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,460]

"If you have to go to work hungover, wear a dress. People will think you look fancier than normal and won't notice how wrecked you look. Plus it's much easier to do than trying to match an outfit."