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Go to bed with a food coma, wake up with the worst food headache ever.
...Is this what it's like to be hung over? :yeahno:

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"You're really campaigning for 'Bitch of the Year' aren't you?" 

"As defending champion, you nervous?" 

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"The Skeleton That Stood On Top Of A Van And Then Waved At A Bird And Stole A Traffic Cone.

#1 New York Times Best Seller"                          

 

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"Had an interview this morning – I start tomorrow – panic over. Luckily no-one from 'Human Resources' was there to balls it up"

 

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"My leg was shaking, and my dog and I could barley speak for a minute afterwords." 

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"Mom, Dad just said I was a baby donkey and then he said I was a burrito."

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"Are you absolutely serious about coming back? I have no objection to it, but in the past, you kind of strung me and the followers along. I made update posts for everyone to see, saying that you were going to take over. And when you backed out that, I had to give the followers the bad news."

(Turns out, they weren't serious about returning after all...)

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"... and that's why you don't crash into cop cars. That will happen."

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"Had some visitors earlier, so I've gone and tidied up. Fatal! Must never. Ah there it is! There it is..."

 

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"Well, at least he doesn't hump my leg anymore."

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"I was thinking of the idea of if I could have an AI of you put into a d!ld0" :bedeyes:

Edited by AngelDustlicious

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And now to dump the sauce and mix it in...

Dumpety, dump, dump,
Dumpety, dump, dump,
Look at Thomas cooking...
Dumpety, dump, dump,
Dumpety, dump, dump,
Over a hot skillet!

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Hi, Allycat here in Tenerife I'm just making lunch, fried steak, garlic, mushrooms, onions, French spinach and Basil, topped with melted fresh goats and mozzarella cheese

 

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"Reading a book is just staring at a dead tree while hallucinating." 

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"So you slept seventeen hours and you're still tired?"

*Pretending to be tired* "Mmhmm"

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This is the regular routine. Been doing it for a few weeks now.

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"Phew! Couldn't find the moisture thing in the bottle of medicine! Thought I might have eaten it!"

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"He'll just step on that poor little kid's head and make him fall down"

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After all these years it still bothers me when they don't use sleeving on the earth wires... I'm supposed to be an artist and writer dammit! Not a technician!

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