Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Well that's what happens when somebody forgets to get the Magnum condoms"

Edited December 6, 2019 by AngelDustlicious

[Samurai Equine 45,869]

Looks like the power is out for the entire neighborhood ...Oh, wait, that one block of houses has power.

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

"We tried it. We made a container, filled it with WD-40, put it in, and left it in there for half a year, and it's still stuck."

 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,000]

Please leave me alone. I'm a beautiful intellectual!

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

The faster I do it, the softer it gets

[Denim&Venöm 16,507]

"Oh hot reservoir. This is my jelly." 

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

"How would you wear a pullover ironically?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,507]

"Don't scream "It came from your womb! This is your womb nugget!" " 

[Samurai Equine 45,869]

I am just a regular dunce tonight!

[Denim&Venöm 16,507]

"God may judge you, but his sins outnumber your own." 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Just because they’re green doesn’t mean they’re edible.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"What happens when Mike Wazowski tries to perform a satanic ritual"

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

"We were big fans of U2 so we thought we'd do 'Angel Of Harlem' as the busking song, and it was in a slightly higher key for me so I had to really bellow that out, 'Ang-ell!!', and this old lady came out of Mulbery Hall who was working in there and said, 'Could you just move along there love? You're too loud!' And that was the end of our busking career in York..."

 

[Samurai Equine 45,869]

Oh no! My -inators are going crazy! 

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

"I have been asked, 'Oh does that mean you're not a lesbian anymore?' That's one of my favourite questions"

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

“Oh shit giddyup my noble steed!

.....ah fu**k I still ran the red light. OH WELL!” 

[Samurai Equine 45,869]

You know, "Youth of the nation" sounds a lot like "Euthanasia". 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,018]

"Does she know that I'm here? I've been waiting for an hour."

"Whoops!"

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

And I’ve been in a LOT of awkward positions!

[Cagey 4,206]

“And then you have a snow day… in the nighttime. Ha, ha.”

[Crimson storm 1,826]

I picked up fine day in equestria to wear my new boots

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

"A friend once gave me a stopper, 'to keep your wine.' WHY? What's leftover wine?"

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

"Well....I got the libido of a love bug most days."

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

I've been riding horses who are riding on horses.

[Samurai Equine 45,869]

Izu and Wazu.... Their names are "Is" and "Was".  *Facepalms*