deadpool Ask Deadpool!

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Ok. This is extremely obvious,but if you have no idea who deadpool is...then where have you been? You are missing out on this!

but other than that,we will be asking our favorite mercenary,none other than....*drumroll*

the one and only!

the regerating degenerate!

the merc with a mouth!

DEADPOOL!!!!

Hello people of the internet! I am here to ask you questions! What? What do you mean that I...*turns around* What if they ask me stupid crap? There’s what? Ooh ok I’ll play this game with them...ok I’ll answer your questions...only because there is a unlimited  Spanish food bar after this! But I’m here with my good buddy Cable and we’ll answer your questions. Sadly,no matter how ridiculous they are! So ask away my “friends”!

I will kill you after this Wade...

Ssshhhh!!!! The viewers are about to ask!

Feel free to ask Deadpool and Cable whatever you wa-

Shut up dude!!!

FINE! Just limit vulgarity ok?

 

[PiratePony 8,473]

Deadpool, how long have you and Pinkie Pie been interdimensional penpals?

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

6 minutes ago, PiratePony said:

Deadpool, how long have you and Pinkie Pie been interdimensional penpals?

Really ever since those Deathbattle guys put me in her world.(God I hate them). Then after that I was like,”Hey let’s be friends!” Then that’s how I met pinkie! (Non-canon of course,me and her chat in our spare time)!

 

So basically December 21st 2016!

[SDP40F amtrak 2,442]

Sup Deadpool when do you started to like mlp and also stay awesome

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Just now, Twilight Sparkle is best said:

Sup Deadpool when do you started to like mlp and also stay awesome

First off,I’m always awesome!

Oh God Wade...

And I liked Mlp ever since I met Pinkie! (Before that I hated bronies and ponies!)

[SDP40F amtrak 2,442]

10 minutes ago, Nightmare Terror said:

First off,I’m always awesome!

Oh God Wade...

And I liked Mlp ever since I met Pinkie! (Before that I hated bronies and ponies!)

Deadpool who is best pony

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

Mr. Dead or is it Mr. Pool? 

 

My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle & I was wondering:

 

"Would be possible for me to "study" you to see how you are able to break the fourth wall?"

 

My goal in conducting this experiment is to hopefully understand our mutual friend Pinkie Pie's "Pinkie Sense" a bit better. 

 

Thank You very much for taking the time to answer my question. 

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Just now, Twilight Sparkle is best said:

Deadpool who is best pony

I’ve mentioned her in the past 2 posts man!

*Cable thinking* Ponies?

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Mr. Dead or is it Mr. Pool? 

 

My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle & I was wondering:

 

"Would be possible for me to "study" you to see how you are able to break the fourth wall?"

 

My goal in conducting this experiment is to hopefully understand our mutual friend Pinkie Pie's "Pinkie Sense" a bit better. 

 

Thank You very much for taking the time to answer my question. 

F**K no. I’ve been “experimented” on SO MANY F***king times! 

Sometimes I actually enjoyed it...if ya know what I mean. *wink wink*

Wade,your a sick man sometimes...

I don’t mean to hurt your feelings twi,I hate getting “tested” and “experimented” on

Aw crap I can’t refuse that cute face....FINE!

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

7 minutes ago, Nightmare Terror said:

I don’t mean to hurt your feelings twi,I hate getting “tested” and “experimented” on

It's alright, I understand. 

"Are you a superhero or just somepony who's a little bonkers?"

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Well I-

Im answering this one Wade!

Cable you jerk!

Hes a psychopath who talks to himself day and night and he believes he’s in a Comic or a Film!

Actually,he’s kinda right...

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Wade I’m leaving this stupid talk show.

But Cable,the fans!

Screw the fans Wade! I’ve got a job to do!

Well S**t. It looks like it’s you and me fans! I’ll uh just sit here...waiting...