Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

[Guest]

So, how tough are ya'?

Edited May 23, 2018 by Guest
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[The Recherche 29,965]

HOW TOUGH AM I!?

I MANAGED TO WATCH FOODFIGHT.

... WITHOUT CRINGING.

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

How tough am I?

I managed to see a dog.

WITHOUT PETTING HIM.

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

How tough am I?

I managed to like a character from a TV show.

WITHOUT SHIPPING THEM.

[PiratePony 8,473]

How tough am I?

I managed to be a MLP Forums moderator and member of the Poniverse Board of Directors

WITHOUT COMPLETELY LOSING MY MIND AND ALL HOPE FOR HUMANITY

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

How tough am I?
I accidentally knocked out a shiny Pokemon
And only cried for a little bit

[SharpWit 2,472]

How tough am I?

I used to take down Alder trees that were 20 feet in height

With my bare hands

[Sparklefan1234 161,861]

How tough am I?

I was a fan of Twilight Sparkle

During the Season 3 hiatus. 

[ggg-2 3,550]

How tough am i? 

I saw Twilight and Cadence do the sunshine Dance in The Times They A Changeling for the first time in 3 seasons

and only squeed for a week!

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

How tough am I?

I posted ponies while the mods were still awake.

[That Guy with the CMB 5,872]

How tough am I?

 

I saw a house centipede on top of my shower curtain while in the shower, probably less than a foot from my head, and I only shrieked and ran out of the shower!

[cmarston1 5,951]

How tough am I?

I made it to the end of Infinity War without crying.

[Photon Jet 5,489]

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I!?

I got over 100 wins in the Battle Tree Doubles Challenge in Pokemon Moon...

While using Alolan Raichu!

Edited May 23, 2018 by Photon Jet

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

HOW TOUGH AM I?!?

I BEAT HALO 2 ON LEGENDARY!!!

Yeah so?

WITH ALL THE SKULLS ON!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

How tough am I?

I took @The_Gobo wrung him out and made @Duality

[GrimGrimoire 4,970]

I watch MLP and people know about it.

Yo.

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

I WATCH MLP AND MY FATHER DOESNT MIND

[Guest]

I disagree with people on the internet.

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

How tough am I??????

I'm so tough one time stepped on a Lego and I only cried for a week 

[Guest]

I have a signed document by three priests that confirms I have no soul.

[Altastrofae 933]

HOW TOUGH AM I???

I'm tough enough to tell someone that it isn't the Salty "Splatoon" is the Salty "Spitoon"

A spitoon is a barrel or bin a person spits in, particularly after partaking in chewing tobacco.

"Splatoon" is a video game about kids who are also part squid :3

[Props Valroa 26,040]

Pfft, who cares about the body. The mind is where it is. 

[Guest]

20 minutes ago, CrystalBloodMoon said:

HOW TOUGH AM I???

I'm tough enough to tell someone that it isn't the Salty "Splatoon" is the Salty "Spitoon"

A spitoon is a barrel or bin a person spits in, particularly after partaking in chewing tobacco.

"Splatoon" is a video game about kids who are also part squid :3

And I am tough enough to say I totally brainfarted there.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

How tough am I? 

I can eat a warhead... 

Without squirming! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Oh you think that's tough?

...

I stole DustyKat's Mustache o3o

and got away with it.

 

 

Edited May 23, 2018 by The_Gobo