Cider Contest 3.0: Special Zecora Edition

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

does it matter if i rhyme for two or three
its a bit crazy so this one goes to pinkie
pinkie pie:3

Edited June 22, 2018 by lordvaltasar

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Seeing the current number Applejack smiles,

And she tries so hard not to be crude.

But with so much cider inside her,

She lets out a *burp*, my, really, how rude.

 

Aj=69

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Seeing the her lastnumber Applejack smiles,

And she tried so hard not to be crude.

But with so much cider inside her,

She lets out a *burp*, my, really, how rude.

 

Aj=70

 

 

 

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

and since i went this far,i might as well go forth
i'm adding Twilight Sparkle as the fourth

Twilight Sparkle :1

Edited June 22, 2018 by lordvaltasar

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

I'll stay true to my heart,

As there's only one pony for me.

After a belch I hope there's no fart

As Applejack downs number seventy

 

Aj=70

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Applejack wants a huggin'

For her this game is lots of fun.

She'll just keep on chuggin'

As she downs number seventy one

 

Aj=71

 

 

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

but now let us go back to Rarity
who loves her gems all bright and shiny
but get only the ones with clarity
for drama queens need little reason to be whiny

Rarity 15

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

With hair of blonde

And a coat of orange.

Of AJ I am fond,

Something something syringe?

Aj=71

*mutters* *grumbles* subtleties of pronunciation are lost when written

I'll complain no further and respect the referee 

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

cider affects you badly,its clear
said rarity with slight disgust
first burps and now two "somethings"dear?
maybe to hit the hay you must

Rarity 16

Edited June 22, 2018 by lordvaltasar

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Rarity you're too prim and proper,

That won't help you to win.

With a mighty belch

Applejack says "Better out than in"

 

Aj=72

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

so rarity as i was saying
can be a bit too slick and sweet
but that our admiration isn't swaying
more like increases it with speed

Rarity 17

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

it could increase my prose in rhyming
if only english was my 1st tongue
like Twilight sparkle books i'm hitting
and thankfully it helps a ton

Twilight Sparkle 2

but sometimes it becomes so scary
and i become intimidated
this forum seemed good place to tarry
and test my skill without the hatred
for to release it to the world i'm weary
like fluttershy i hide where shaded

fluttershy -
(invalid but waiting 30 minutes between poems seemed counter productive when i have to go)

and since this is already invalid
i think i'm out this time for good
i wish you well  AJ you got it
you have worked hard these rhymes to shoot

AJ -

and if you ever want some inspiration 
full with rhymed stories of the old sort
canterbury tales is my recomendation
since its what got me in this sport 
(plus it has the word Canter in it as a bonus)

and though i don't expect your admiration
i thank you all for bearing this presentation

Edited June 22, 2018 by lordvaltasar

[ChB 18,532]

@Dawnchaser @lordvaltasar

My bad, everyone. Had a pretty busy day, today.

The official count is:

Applejack: 70 (posts #96 and #106 don't rhyme).

Rarity: 20 (Lord V, I know you mean well and didn't mean to break the rules, so out of generosity, I give Rarity three free ciders. Thanks for contributing to this thread.)

Pinkie Pie: 3

Twilight Sparkle: 2

Rainbow Dash: 1

Fluttershy: 1

 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

2 hours ago, ChB said:

@Dawnchaser @lordvaltasar

My bad, everyone. Had a pretty busy day, today.

np

At least you're about to rule on the thread unlike Change One Letter 

2 hours ago, ChB said:

@Dawnchaser @lordvaltasar

Applejack: 70 (posts #96 and #106 don't rhyme).

...actually I managed to count 62 and 67 twice so it's 72 I

I'm not going to edit post #96 - I was hoping the reader would fill in the missing word

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Aww Referee!

I had a go at rhyming orange 

I'd try to argue on #106, but this forum is written rather than spoken, so a slight variation in pronunciation of orange as "oringe" doesn't come across even if thats how it sounds to me

 

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Not quite up with the dawn,

As it's a long time after dark.

We awake on this new morn,

And Aj keeps rhyming for a lark.

Aj=73

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

@ChB I don't know what was up with my counting last night

ive edited the edit above^

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After checking the overnight score,

Applejack moves onto number seventy four.

 

Aj=74

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

"I am a Cider Drinker,
I drinks it all of the day.
I am a Cider Drinker,
It soothes all me troubles away"

Aj=75

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Applejack doesn't know what to say,

She's in a bit of a fix.

She could spout gibberish,

Instead she sinks number seventy six.

 

Aj=76

 

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Applejack ponders the important things,

"What's seven elevens?"

"How the buck should I know?"

"Ah'm drinkin' number seventy seven"

 

Aj=77

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Five six seven eight

It's time for another brew

That's seventy eight for me

And not very many for you 

 

Aj=78

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Well this is number seventy nine

And our Applejack is feelin' fine

 

Aj=79

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Competition always seems to cause such strife,

So Aj always looks on the bright cider life.

 

Aj=80

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

a splendid morn,brand new day
so i'll try not to be rude
applejack you don't know they say
until she calls you sugarcube

AppleJack 81

[Guest]

Rarity once drank a thousand.

Now Rarity goes to the store,

For an Applejack prize

She will browse for.

(Rarity doesn’t need to win twice after all!)

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

Our brightest artist,Rarity meet
who paints with threads ribbons and silks
and all ponies her work seek
thats why she oppened three boutiques

Rarity 22
 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

like a swan,white and elegant
with a dark amethyst mane
and as for what marks her flank
three cerulean diamonds there

Rarity 23

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

Narcisist some call her and,well..
she loves to take care of her image
but to know your worth and self
is great and never be discouraged

Rarity 24

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

for to survive as fashionista
you need to also look the part
you also need a good assistant
hopefully hers will not depart

Rarity 25