Cider Contest 3.0: Special Zecora Edition

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

At Twilight&co's school of friendship,

It can be boring to be school counselor;

Despite occasional need for guidance,

All students clearly behave with valor.

 

Starlight Glimmer: 1 yeeee

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

35 minutes ago, Feather Spiral said:

I mean, at this point... we're all done, AJ pretty much wins.

She's at 90 drinks thanks to Dawnchaser being really bored

I resent that remark, I prefer to think of it as being one of very few people who are taking part in this game, surely if I was bored I would have been posting every 30mins 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

20 hours ago, Dawnchaser said:

How do Sparkle and chuckle rhyme?

Charcoal sort of rhymes

------

...now ChB tells us

Simple.you have to match the last syllable not the whole word.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

13 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

I resent that remark, I prefer to think of it as being one of very few people who are taking part in this game, surely if I was bored I would have been posting every 30mins 

*looks back at previous pages*

...should I break the news to you?

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

7 minutes ago, Feather Spiral said:

*looks back at previous pages*

...should I break the news to you?

 

...if I'd been doing every 30mins I'd have been done by the end of May 

...if I'd been working it on an 8hr day, we would have been done in the 1st week of June 

[ChB 18,532]

9 hours ago, Feather Spiral said:

I mean, at this point... we're all done, AJ pretty much wins.

Then would you all like to concede the victory to AJ, so that we can start fresh with a new Cider challenge?  

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

People could shift their "allegiance", so to speak,

To drag the contest on for dozens of pages.

But I can't decide alone, others might wanna speak;

Till then, I consider that the game still rages.

 

Even though you'd think there isn't a Glimmer of hope,

I'm sure my candidate finds drinking cider quite dope.

Starlight: 2 look at her go

 

On 7/17/2018 at 9:38 PM, Dawnchaser said:

...if I'd been doing every 30mins I'd have been done by the end of May 

...if I'd been working it on an 8hr day, we would have been done in the 1st week of June 

Bruhhhh... I'm exaggerating, I know you haven't been literally posting every 30 mins every day

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

She has one such convoluted past,
Now she walks the path of retribution;
Not by suffering through pain so vast,
She does so via friendly contribution.

Starlight :3
(yes that is a pun involving an emote thank you for noticing)

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Sometimes, a past encounter comes back, stirring memories that bite;
On the plus side, that provides a new companion for flying a kite.

Starlight: 4 yeeeee boye

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

On 7/18/2018 at 7:28 AM, ChB said:

Then would you all like to concede the victory to AJ, so that we can start fresh with a new Cider challenge?  

i think there is a better solution,lets just help her get there faster,that is the pony way after all.

applejack with this thought quickly decided
to down the ten remaining cups of cider
encouraged by some watchers who with her sided
hopefully she'll hold the drinks inside 'er

Applejack: 91
 

Edited July 24, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

On 7/17/2018 at 10:28 PM, Feather Spiral said:

*looks back at previous pages*

...should I break the news to you?

i didn't even wait for 30 minutes when i first started,its a game,it's not a bad thing to play often

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

the apple family meeting was a mess
and it was all applejack's fault
but she amended and made it a success
they raised a new barn and won by default

Applejack: 92

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

Applejack in the middle of the night
her sleep stops and eyes open with a blink
she seeks a lantern to produce some light
to help her find another cider drink

Applejack: 93

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

no matter how she tried she couldn't win
blue ribbons and prize money in the mix
so applejack exiled herself,never to be seen
until she sent enough the roof to fix

Applejack 94

Edited July 24, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

but luckily her friends didn't just wait
they went to look for her and asked around
after they found her heart what seemed to weight
they reassured her that her fears weren't sound

Applejack:95

Edited July 24, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[Longhaul 6,470]

This race nears its end, but still
our fashion pony soldiers on
and makes a game attempt to swill
another round, though her chance is gone.

Rarity 27

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

In seven pages she hasn't even reached double digits;
But I think at least, she enjoys the drink without hazy wits.

Starlight 5everrrrrr

On 7/24/2018 at 1:37 PM, Lord Valtasar said:

i didn't even wait for 30 minutes when i first started,its a game,it's not a bad thing to play often

I never said it was bad... guys can I really not make a lighthearted joke in a forum game without being corrected or having words put in my mouth jfc

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

4 hours ago, Feather Spiral said:

I never said it was bad... guys can I really not make a lighthearted joke in a forum game without being corrected or having words put in my mouth jfc

of course you can, but it was already obvious that dawnchaser wasn't enjoying it, so you could stop there

alright lets bring Lyra in the game

Her name is Lyra Heartstrings
her namesake's instrument she rings
sometimes she even lightly sings
then to her words everyone clings
both peasants and great mighty kings
and pure bliss to the soul she brings
like fresh water from the springs
their joy to express with things
the unicorns would light their stings (stings? really valtasar?... awful way to put it i know,sorry)
earth ponies use a bell that dings
and pegasi would flap their wings

Lyra Heartstrings: 1
 

Edited July 25, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[Longhaul 6,470]

Not giving up, our fashion horse
continues along in this little game
and chugs another cider, of course,
drinking enough to forget her name.

Rarity 28

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

Once Rarity got with a grand spell

Butterfly wings the skies to soar

But the sun was close.she couldn't tell

She fainted and became all over sore

 

Rarity: 29

Edited July 25, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

13 hours ago, Feather Spiral said:

never said it was bad... guys can I really not make a lighthearted joke in a forum game without being corrected or having words put in my mouth jfc

It's difficult to tell if someone is joking with plain text. Emotes help a lot

 

13 hours ago, Lord Valtasar said:

of course you can, but it was already obvious that dawnchaser wasn't enjoying it, so you could stop there

What was I not enjoying?

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Ninety six seems quite good,

But there's still a way to go.

Keep drinking she should,

And down the last five in a row.

 

Aj=96

Edited July 26, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Here we go with the last few,

"Bottoms up and down the hatch"

If you lose, please do not rue,

The pony you couldn't catch.

Aj=97 

Edited July 26, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

C'mon ponies it not too late,

There's still a chance to win.

But on ninety eight,

That chance is rather thin.

Aj=98

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Applejack is sitting pretty,

She can see the winning line.

Is there still a chance to be witty,

Just in case shell bide her time.

Aj=99

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

"Winners never quit and quitters never win"

In victory she'll try to be magnanimous.

"Ah, thank the other ponies for playin',

The best pony won, so no need to be a sour puss"

 

 Aj=100