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For those of you who may not know what an anti joke is, it is a statement built up to sound like a joke, but it fails to deliver the punch line. There in lies the humor.

For example:

What do you call 30 lawyers at the bottom of a lake?

A horrible boating accident.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree?

A refrigerator.

What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Now give me an anti joke or an anti meme.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being an animal not capable of speech or complex reasoning, shits on the floor and leaves.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a bus.

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rip it
what should i do with this old rag?
Rip it..
what should i do with this old rag?..
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Did you hear about the math student who did a closed contour integral around a pole and didn't account for the singularity? He obtained a non zero result in what he thought was a conserved vector field.:laugh:

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Mom: Steve, wake up!

Steve: Mommm, I don't wanna go to schooool. Let me sleep in for once, mom, ONCE

Mom: Come on!

Steve: Give me TWO good reasons why I should go to school then.

Mom: *deadpan voice* Steve, you're 42 and the principal.

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A middle-class Mexican guy, a Polish CEO, and a South African merchant walk into a bar.


They all sit together, and have a polite conversation with each other. :catface:


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A grandma went to the shop, but it was locked. She noticed something on the ground. What it was?


It was the pavement.



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What do you call a person who likes jelly?

A jelly person

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