Answer the above question with a lie?

[Longhaul 6,470]

Be sure to use a good gluten-free bread, and use plenty of Vegemite and kale.  Lots of it.

What's the best way to get a nice-looking lawn?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

5 minutes ago, Cash In said:

Simple. Just get a song you like, slow it down by 90% and call it an orchestral piece. Just make sure to record it with an unregistered version of Bandicam as well.

How do I make a good sandwich?

By running around in a circle around a fire, praying to the bread gods

Just now, Longhaul said:

Be sure to use a good gluten-free bread, and use plenty of Vegemite and kale.  Lots of it.

What's the best way to get a nice-looking lawn?

By running around in a circle around a fire, praying to the grass gods

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

(to let the game continue i'll just ask a question then)
how do you answer a question that's not asked

[Reecejackox 349]

by answering it

Do you hate Mlp?

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

With every fiber of my being.

Is it nice to lie to someone?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

1 minute ago, Twilight Luna said:

With every fiber of my being.

Is it nice to lie to someone?

Of course it is!
And the goddesses totally allow members of my religion to lie!
Also eat horse meat!

Is gelatine made from equine?

[Sherem 4,807]

yes.

have you got any regrets on your life??

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,397]

Of course not! I'm the most perfect person in the world and I've led a perfect life!

If you commit first-degree murder, do you deserve to go to jail?

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

Only second degree murder is punishable by going to jail. You get a Luna plushie for committing first-degree murder.

When was the last time you told a lie?

[Dabmanz 2,128]

In the year 2043 which also happened to be the year the Earth ran out of energy.

Is a rock a fruit or a vegetable?

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

Its simple, you just take rock and plug it into this ungodly long mathematical formula and you'll get your answer.

Why am I here at 7 in the morning?

[Rikifive 23,472]

Because your clock is set wrongly. It was actually an evening for you.

Is water really necessary to survive?

[PaulBron 173]

Yes, but you can survive up to 1 month without drinking water.

Do you like to eat raw meat?

Edited January 25, 2019 by PaulBron

[Cash In 21,489]

Yes. I eat it every day for dessert. Raw meat sundaes are very delicious

Have you ever been to another planet?

[Here No Longer 5,270]

Oh yes I have. I've been to Vulcan. The weather was quite nice there.

 

Have you ever lied?

[Brony Number 42 9,898]

No, never. 

Do you ever eat junk food?

[TBD 17,228]

What’s junk food?

how many planets are there?

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

There are eighty-five in our solar system. Don't believe the lie that there are only eight; the reptilian outsiders that have infiltrated the Earth's governments want to hide their unholy empire from us! Wake up, sheeple!   

Are you a reptilian? 

[TBD 17,228]

No I’m amphibian 

who’s the dark lord?

[Cash In 21,489]

Waluigi.

What is a sandwich?

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

A club that you use to get out of the bunker during a game of golf.

What is a casino?

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

A place you go to safely invest and earn a lot of money.

Why is the sky blue?

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

Before time began, before spirits and life existed... Three Golden Goddesses descended upon the chaos that was Hyrule. Din, Goddess of power, Nayru, Goddess of wisdom, Farore, Goddess of courage. Din, with her strong flaming arms, she cultivated the land and created the red earth. Nayru, poured her wisdom onto the earth, and gave the spirit of law to the world. Farore, with her rich soul, produced all life forms who would uphold the law. The three great Goddesses, their labor completed, departed for the heavens. And golden sacred triangles remained at the point where the Goddesses left the world. Since then the sacred triangles have become the basis of our world's providence. And the resting place of the triangles has become the Sacred Realm.

Long story short, Nayru is the reason for that.

Why am I allowed to say poop, feces, and dubstep... but its considered inappropriate to say shit, despite them all mean the same thing?

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

Well, the word "Shit" is actually the name of a powerful ancient demon that lurks within the morbid and dark realms where nobody really goes. Uttering its name can sometimes bring about its summoning that leads to unspeakable horrors that go far beyond human imagining. The sudden appearance of the demon always compels one to utter the words "Oh Shit!".

Why do cats have four legs?

[Here No Longer 5,270]

They have four legs because all the two-legged ones died out.

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!?!?

Edited January 27, 2019 by ~Dusky~