Answer the above question with a lie?

[Olly 1,008]

Because I am incapable of speaking at a lower volume

Who was almoner to Henry VIII and Archbishop of York?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Donald Trump.

How did Spongebob get so buff?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

By eating lots and lots of muffins made by .

Do you think that Dean Cadance and Principal Celestia will date and marry me? 

[GlitterMoon 225]

They will and they'll even have kids with you!

 

Does this dress make me look fat?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

5 minutes ago, NightmareLuna1996 said:

They will and they'll even have kids with you!

 

Does this dress make me look fat?

No

 

am i attractive?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Yes, you're a very pretty woman.

Where's my toast, you idiots?

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Stuffed underneath the mattress of your cousin's friend.

Am I the King of a long lost civilization?

[TBD 17,228]

no, you're the king who lost his city to a dweeb.

What am I?

[Messy Mane 9,006]

anything but a normal person. c;

Best Gorillaz album?

Edited February 11, 2019 by Messy Mane

[TBD 17,228]

Humanz

BEst Rock frontman singer? 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Axl Rose 

worst Rock Frontman/Singer?

[TBD 17,228]

Freddie Mercury

are you a good singer?

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Yes 

Will you have a Happy Valentines day?

[TBD 17,228]

Going on a date is the best thing ever

how are you going to spent v-day?

[Messy Mane 9,006]

With a Girlfriend that I most certainly have 

Do you like dank memes?

[AveryGamerDude 4,640]

No. I hate them.

Do you hate MLP?

[TBD 17,228]

God I can’t stand it

Best mlp generations?

Edited February 12, 2019 by TBD

[Treeglow Flicker 13,003]

MLP: The Next Generation, starring Patrick Stewart.

What is ice cream made out of?

[TBD 17,228]

cow's milk

Are we lying or are we really just being sarcastic? 

[Prometheus 3,038]

Neither, we've been telling the truth the whole time, man. 

Why is the sky blue?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

It's because of Pinkie Pie's cupkeks, that's why the sky's blue.

Why does everyone walk on a sidewalk? 

Edited February 12, 2019 by ThE-DESpEraDo_4

[TBD 17,228]

because they just can't hit the road.

Do you jaywalk? 

 

[Odyssey 5,713]

I can walk like a blue jay, yeah

How can I make enough money to go on an overseas trip?

[TBD 17,228]

you can always plant a coin and let the money tree grow

@Odyssey what's that for your avatar? looks interesting. 

 

 

[Odyssey 5,713]

A human with a hair problem who likes to wear purple horns

Spoiler

though to seriously answer your question, her name's Muffy the sheep, she's from Animal Crossing

How do you like your pizza?