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 Let's see: the largest horse in recorded history was a Shire named Mammoth, who was born in 1848. He stood 21.2 hands (86 inches, 218 cm) high, and his peak weight was estimated at 1,524 kilograms (3,360 lb). Celestia's a big girl (for you), so let's say that that's her size. Naim Süleymano, seen by some as history's greatest weightlifter, could lift upwards of 190.0 kilograms, that's 418.9lb. Celestia could be 1/4th of Mammoth's weight and she'd still weight 191 kg more than Naim himself could lift.

 You can't lift Princess Celestia.

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On 6/23/2018 at 8:41 AM, GreenGreenWhirlWind said:

 Let's see: the largest horse in recorded history was a Shire named Mammoth, who was born in 1848. He stood 21.2 hands (86 inches, 218 cm) high, and his peak weight was estimated at 1,524 kilograms (3,360 lb). Celestia's a big girl (for you), so let's say that that's her size. Naim Süleymano, seen by some as history's greatest weightlifter, could lift upwards of 190.0 kilograms, that's 418.9lb. Celestia could be 1/4th of Mammoth's weight and she'd still weight 191 kg more than Naim himself could lift.

 You can't lift Princess Celestia.

Ooh actual math!

but yeah...no one can lift her.

unless your...

Spoiler

Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he eats unicorns. But in this case Alicorns. I’m sure Chuck could eat Celestia if he got the chance.

 

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