Lifting Princess Celestia?

[Bendy 1,819]

Could one of you lift the mighty sunhorse?

Or is thousands of years of eating fattening cake too much?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

4 hours ago, Bendy said:

Could one of you lift the mighty sunhorse?

Or is thousands of years of eating fattening cake too much?

I couldn't...

but I am weak A F so....

[SDP40F amtrak 2,442]

I don't know about that 

[GreenGreenWhirlWind 161]

 Let's see: the largest horse in recorded history was a Shire named Mammoth, who was born in 1848. He stood 21.2 hands (86 inches, 218 cm) high, and his peak weight was estimated at 1,524 kilograms (3,360 lb). Celestia's a big girl (for you), so let's say that that's her size. Naim Süleymano, seen by some as history's greatest weightlifter, could lift upwards of 190.0 kilograms, that's 418.9lb. Celestia could be 1/4th of Mammoth's weight and she'd still weight 191 kg more than Naim himself could lift.

 You can't lift Princess Celestia.

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

No there's no way I could lift Celestia, I can barely lift anything over 60 pounds, let alone an entire horse 

[Kevin Tang 2,422]

Lifting a horse, hmmm... I can't 

[Widdershins 9,955]

Why, yes, I can!

 With a lovely, heartfelt pancake to show my appreciation! Lifting her spirits, that is!

 Hue,hue, hue,hue, hue,hue, hue,hue..........

[Lunar Glow 674]

Anything for the princess!

*gets under Celestia's belly and flaps wings like a violent propellor*

"I SHALL RAISE YOU AS YOU RAISE THE SUN!"

[Jeric 46,834]

This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum.

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

On 6/23/2018 at 8:41 AM, GreenGreenWhirlWind said:

 Let's see: the largest horse in recorded history was a Shire named Mammoth, who was born in 1848. He stood 21.2 hands (86 inches, 218 cm) high, and his peak weight was estimated at 1,524 kilograms (3,360 lb). Celestia's a big girl (for you), so let's say that that's her size. Naim Süleymano, seen by some as history's greatest weightlifter, could lift upwards of 190.0 kilograms, that's 418.9lb. Celestia could be 1/4th of Mammoth's weight and she'd still weight 191 kg more than Naim himself could lift.

 You can't lift Princess Celestia.

Ooh actual math!

but yeah...no one can lift her.

unless your...

Spoiler

Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he eats unicorns. But in this case Alicorns. I’m sure Chuck could eat Celestia if he got the chance.

 

[Narcissus 352]

There's no need to expend all the energy it would take to lift her up. There's a very simple, logical solution. You sneak up behind her with a sharp pin and...

POIT! 

Yeah, that'll get her off the ground. 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,410]

Tell me where. I will stun a horse.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

*lifts her up with one hoof*

*Beat that, no magic allowed.

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

I'll wave a Scooby Snack in front of her. She'll be on her feet in seconds. 

Who can resist a Scooby Snack?  

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Is it cheating to use a forklift? If so, then probably not.

[RDDash 18,860]

well, for starters can you lift the regular horse without her kicking you in the teeth, so I highly doubt it even if it was physically possible

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

I can lift her tail....EWW!

[Chronicplane 58]

I try and fail miserably then get kicked by the goddesses mighty legs.