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The pace has slowed as I can see,

and it is really killing your spree.

A sensitive question, if I ask may...

is every Zebra so sadly gray?

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Just now, Passion said:

The pace has slowed as I can see,

but its pace is killing your spree.

A sensitive question, if I ask may...

is every Zebra so sadly gray?

i will not stand for this affront
so i ask you to kindly leave from the door in front
or else i'll have my spells to use
even if some may call it magic abuse
i never heard gray used as sad before
are you still here? what are you waiting for?

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11 minutes ago, Brainstorm said:

Zecora,

I hope your not too disappointed about the tree Rockhoof brought over, which had the bees.

His soul is young, though he is old
his actions rushed and really bold
but i know he meant no harm
so there's no reason for alarm

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7 minutes ago, Lord Valtasar said:

His soul is young, though he is old
his actions rushed and really bold
but i know he meant no harm
so there's no reason for alarm

Cool.

Just out of curiosity, has Twilight or the others told you about the Hippogriffs/Seaponies?

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  • 5 months later...
21 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"What do you think of the pie they call "Pinkie" with the laugh of a hyena & the body of a Slinky?"

She likes to turn everything into fun

And will not let a single tear fall if she can

Sometimes she is a bit too much to handle

But we cant pick and choose. We're taking the whole bundle

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25 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Can you rhyme with orange or purple? :ooh:

Marigold's Orange. Levender's Purple

They make great potions if you mix a couple

What? Did you think the bait i couldnt see?

We're rhyming all day long in everfree

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6 hours ago, Flutterstep said:

Well played. :darling:

Although many things could rhyme with orange, like a colour found in Rainbow’s fringe. :dash:

Have you ever made a trade and paid for a potion that’s not homemade? :mlp_icwudt:

My elixirs are not obtained by trade

I can asure you they are all homemade

 

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the one that poison joke was replicating
fluttershy's voice was so intimidating
not at all like her usual self
it was so fun, i kept some on the shelf 

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On 1/1/2021 at 9:54 AM, Windy Breeze said:

Hello, Zecora. Are there any other afflictions that are as worse as the Swamp Fever?

many an illness is much worse
that can inflict a little pony or horse

On 1/1/2021 at 10:03 AM, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Have you ever tried not rhyming?" 

i couldn't rhyme when i was sick
it didn't feel right, i'm so glad it didn't stick

9 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

What is your favorite drink?

of all the drinks and potions i could drink
water is king amongst them, don't you think?
i thought i'd answer this in a manner more serious
but isn't it more fun to stay mysterious?

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1 minute ago, Lord Valtasar said:

i couldn't rhyme when i was sick
it didn't feel right,i'm glad it didn't stick

 

Have you ever tried to not rhyme on purpose as an April Foal's Day joke? 

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10 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Have you ever tried to not rhyme on purpose as an April Foal's Day joke? 

it sounds unnatural, but let me try it now
i am not sure i would even know how
...
i guess i failed already, as my kind
has rhyming is in our nature intertwined

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Dear Princess Zecora,

I have heard of ya

One thing I ask of you...

Where you're from, is there glue?

 

Everypony I ask

Looks aghast

 

Also do you find 

Yourself, at any time

Speaking just to rhyme :P 

 

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