Cider Contest 5.0: RP Edition

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Oh, right you are then.

*slurps*

Aj=153

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Not to boast. But i'm always right"

The once again confident Trixie: 126

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

So when you said that "Magic should be used responsibly. I learnt that the hard way." you were still right when you used it irresponsibly?

Yer awesomeness is only second to your modesty 

*sips* 

Aj=154

Edited December 6, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"I was right to use it. Just didn't use it the right way"

Trixie 127

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Yer right all the time

...60% of the time 

*blows Trixie a kiss*

*sips*

Aj=155

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Well.. i wouldn't want to beat your truth record. 60% is well enough"

Trixie 128

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Truth record? Ain't no one keepin' score, an Ah have mah, err, "moments" too.

*slurps*

Aj=156

Edited December 7, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Seeing you six saving equestria all the time one might think you were perfect. Good to know you're just a pony. And make mistakes from time to time too"

Trixie 129

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

It would be nice if Equestria could keep itself from the verge of destruction less frequently than once or twice a year 

*sips*

Aj=157

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

*thinking of Starlight. She said* "it's not so bad. Sometimes good can come out of those terrible situations"

Trixie 130

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Maybe but it would shore be nice if Equestria didn't need to be saved every few episodes months :/

*raises glass*

Here's to Equestria and her continued imminent destruction!

*swigs*

Aj=158

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Tell you what. Next time Equestria is in grave danger. Let me .Starlight and Discord(if he decides he cares enough) handle it. I always welcome the attention it brings. My shows had so many spectators after we recieved those medals" *raises mug* "problem is. Starlight might need some convincing to take lead"

Trixoe 131

[Matraxial Artemi 2,229]

"If Equestria is in trouble again, you should bring a party cannon!"
Pinkie Pie: 10

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Okay Pinkie, Ah'm sure that'll go well

*sips*

Aj=159

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"A canon sounds good to me, maybe a party one is not the best choice though"

Trixie 132

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

At least Pinkie is is trying, unlike some other ponies. Where's Twily got to, Ah haven't seen her for a while 

*slurps*

Aj=160

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"What you're implying doesn't please me at all. Just when i thought i made another friend"

The hurt and sorrowful Trixie 133

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

What're yet gettin' butthurt over now?

Jus' what am Ah implyin'

I was meaning that Pinkie, like yourself and myself are here drinkin' unlike so many of the others, like Rainbow or Luna etc

An' thinkin' about that reminded me that we ain't seen Twily for a while.

*looks under the tables*

Nope, not on the floor.

*sips*

Aj=161

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"She's probably passed out somewhere. She wasn't very sober last i checked"

Trixie 134

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

*feeds 2 bits into the jukebox*

Ah love this one

 

Ah'm Applejack baby,

Ah'm gonna cut you down to size

Ah'm Applejack baby...

*chugs*

Aj=162

 

Edited December 8, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Well that was  ..something.

who knew a chainsaw could make music"

Trixie 135

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Ah know, right, it's mighty fancy skills

*sips*

Aj= 163

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"do you think you can replicate it? maybe i can have a singing chainsaw slicing a pony in the box in half for my next show, what do you say?"

Trixie 136

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

As long as yer chainsaws, singin' or otherwise, are nowhere near me, sure. And please don' involve any ponies on yer first try, yer know, jus' in case.

 

*slurps*

Aj=164

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Oh ye of little faith. I have performed this trick countless of times(minus the singing part) and only a few resulted in injuries"

The Safe and Confident Trixie 137