Cider Contest 5.0: RP Edition

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"dunno how it was made, but it was made the right way, that's for sure, it tastes heavenly, and after 150 mugs, i'm kind of an expert, lets drink some more" *raises glass* 
Trixie 150

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Well, we aim to please by makin' our cider the right way

Aj=178

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"i think i need a break though, 150 is a bit much even for a pony as great and powerful as me.. oh what the hell, a few more won't hurt"

Trixie 151

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Keep on chuggin', there's still a ways to go.

*slurps*

Aj=179

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"49 more to be exact, *gulps down one more*, make that 48"
Trixie: 152

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

48? How'd you reckon that?

200 minus 179 is 21 

*slurps and slams down empty mug*

..or maybe just 20 now

Aj=180

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

Just now, Dawnchaser said:

48? How'd you reckon that?

200 minus 179 is 21 

*slurps and slams down empty mug*

..or maybe just 20 now

Aj=180

"maybe, but those 180 mugs are in your belly, not mine. i need to change that, let's have some more"
Trixie 153

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Sure thing

*sips*

Aj=181

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"let's see, i'll have to make my calculations right for this" *stares at her hooves intently* "one, two... oh, it's impossible, i'll just drink until somepony announces me the winner"

Trixie 154

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Jus' like the last two times Sugarcube?

Ah shouldn't tease

May the best pony win, which is me, obviously c:

*raises mug and then downs it in one*

Aj=182

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"the best" sounds alot like "Trixie", but i'll admit drinking so much is not among the top things in my vast field of expertise. so we'll have to wait and see, not giving up until the last minute is though, so let the drinking resume"

Trixie 155

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

 We'll see

*sips*

Aj=183

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"there's something wrong with my drink .."*trixie spins her mug and flips it a few times* "oh. it's just empty, another one please"

Trixie 156

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Ah've been to Canterlot

Ah've been to Manehatten

Ah can name ten things

That you keep inside a pen...

*stamps hoof on the table three times* Pigs!

*swigs*

Aj=184

Your turn Trixie, name somethin' yer keep in a pen, an' stamp yer hoof three times before yer say it.

 

Edited January 3, 2019 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Something you keep in a pen huh? Ink!" *a smirk appears on Trixie's face* " your turn"

Trixie 157

 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Ah see what you did there, very cute.

*stamp*

*stamp*

*stamp*

  Submarines!

*sips*

Aj=185

Edited January 4, 2019 by Dawnchaser

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

*looks around*

Shore is quiet in here.

*dips hoof into mug and runs it around the lip of her mug*

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

*Trixie slowly opens her drowsy* "this is not my wagon" she thought, not sure if she said that outloud, after a few seconds, she recognized the place, she mush have passed out while drinking Cider hoping no one noticed, she decided to act like it didn't happen even if they did
"can i have some peanut butter crackers with my next one? drinking in an empty stomach is no good after all, and Trixe must take care of her Great and Powerful self"

The Wasted and Hangover Trixie: 158

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Welcome back Trixie

Down the hatch!

*swigs*

Aj=186

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Back? I'm here for days"

Trixie 159

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Well, yer dint say much for four weeks 

cheers

*slurps*

Aj=187

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

*thinking of a way to keep her great and powerful facade image she hits a dead end*
"truth is.. i... I was..  I was walking through the everfree forest on my way here, and poison joke took my voice, yes, that's what it was"
*quickly takes a long sip from her cider to avoid talking more*

Trixie 160

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Whatever you say Sugarcube*sips*

Aj=188

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

*Trixie got the feeling that she didn't mean it, and it was some kind of sarcasm, but since she didn't openly contradict her, that was enough, she'd take it*
"good, now let's drink some more, i have some catching up to do"

Trixie 161

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Keep drinkin' then 

*slurps*

Aj=189