Cider Contest 5.0: RP Edition

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Whatever you say Trixie but Ah'll be keeping my distance all the same

*sips*

Aj=165

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Oh don't be like that. Maybe Pinkie the fearless would be more willing to get chopped then. How do you feel about being the one who does the chopping?"

Trixie 138

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Ah kinda pictured the chainsaws floatin' about the place all sorta glowy wit yer magic. An' just in case anythin' were to go wrong Ah don't wanna be responsible fer any pony comin' ter harm.

*slurps*

Aj=166

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Well alright then. Maybe it wasnt the safest of ideas in the first place.. i'll go back to plain old handsaw"

Trixie 139

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Don' let me put yer off going for it, its not as if we've seen anything go wrong wit' anypony usin' magic

*whispers* ...for the last five minutes 

*sips*

Aj=167

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"well, since you're not volunteering i can't go through with it i'm afraid, a Chainsaw is too repulsive for Trixie's hooves and i have to look perfect at all times. it's no big deal, many ideas get trashed, it's part of the job"

Trixie 140

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Maybe jus' put it on the back burner for now, Ah'm sure somepony would like to be in the limelight and have the attention ...how about Trixie?

*sips*

Aj=168

Edited December 10, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Another Trixie huh? you just gave me a splendid idea*pulls a notepad out of her hat and starts scribbling intensively* how could i not have seen that til now, it'll be the perfect act, I'll make those Las Pegasus good-for-nothing-tricksters boil with envy, and I will finally be recognized as the Great mare i am"

the Great and Powerful Trixie 141

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Aw, shucks, what're Ah dun now.

One Trixie is plenty enough.

Ah hope you ain't thinkin' of usin' that magic mirror pond

*sips*

Aj=169

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"No no. There can only be one Great and powerful Trixie.. what pond is that though. I wonder... anyway. What i had in mind was the same trick you did when i was under that amulet's spell.some  Make up and some atitude and voila! Are you willing to take the part?"

Trixie 142

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Hmm, nope, sorry Sugarcube

*sips*

Aj=170

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

*puts away the carrot she was holding* "guess i won't be needing that then, maybe Starlight will be willing to do it"

Trixie 143

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Carrot? At least it weren't a stick. If it had been an apple... 

An' yer know how, what did you call us, "simpler folk" can be about magic an' the limelight.

*sips*

Aj=171

Edited December 12, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"an apple? i know you're an advocate, but apples don't look like horns.
you didn't seem to have a problem when you did it to trick me, but i can see that was a.. different case. alright, i won't bring it up again"
*takes a bite off the carrot and washes it down with some cider*

Trixie 144

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Oh, a carrot for a unicorn horn, Ah jus' thought you were tryin' ter bribe me.

*slurps*

Aj=172

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

** "i know better than to try and bribe mrs. Honesty, with a carrot no less"

Trixie 145

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

*smiles*

*sips*

Aj=173

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

-As she sipped once more. She entered that stage of drukedness where you lips just unlock and start saying things you thougt you'd tell no one-

"You know.. Growing up i thought i'll go to Celestia's school for gifted unicorns. Even back then I wanted to be a great magician. But when i told my father. he beat it out of me. Or so he thought. We were too poor to waste resources to go to Canterlot. Even if tuition was covered by a scholarship so he didnt even let me try. That day i ran from home. Thinking i could go by myself. I havent been back since"

*takes a long sip*

 

Trixie 146

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Seems a shame for yerr, but sounds as if we're the opposite. Once an Apple, always an Apple, yer can never get away

*sips*

Aj=174

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

5 hours ago, Dawnchaser said:

Seems a shame for yerr, but sounds as if we're the opposite. Once an Apple, always an Apple, yer can never get away

*sips*

Aj=174

"Haven't you ever tried. Or even wondered? What could you become out there in the world?"

Trixie 147

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Well, there was the time I lived in the city, but Ah didn't like it.

*slurps*

Aj=175

Edited December 22, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"Big cities are a great place to pass through. But living in one isnt really ideal indeed. But just imagine having celestia and the best wizards teach you magic. all the tricks i could perform. endless crouds would cheer and say they saw the greatest show of their lives" *ponders silently for a while then dozes off to sleep with a big smile across her face*

Trixie 148

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

...or the look on ponies faces when your cider goes on sale as the culmination of a heck of a lot of sweat and elbow grease and the satisfaction of a job well done through your own efforts 

*sips*

Aj=176

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

"yeah. it's always great when your hard work is appreciated, i just hope that grease and sweat didn't make it into the actual cider" *eyes her cup suspiciously* "forgive me, i didn't mean to offend, it's just the weird connections the dizzy head makes"

Trixie 149

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Grease n' sweat? There's certainly no grease in mah cider, how do you think this was made? With a Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000?

*slurps*

AJ=177